Rate my cucumber
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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 12:11 AM)
Reginald's review:
An angry cucumber of very limited intelligence, this vegetable has caused quite a stir and launched various seeds. Although he is a cucumber, his aggressive intent does seem quite legitimate, regularly challenging people of the board to fights and threatening to beat them up, showcasing his extremely primitive nature. He can be inadvertently hilarious, though he tends to be in a perpetual state of confusion and anguish. He is a rather troubled little cuke, but characters like this do brighten up the place.
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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 02:45 AM)
I was making a "cuck" joke, lol.
I really bought the cuke for my salads. It was NOT in touch with my feminine side. The closest that will be is when the remains of the cuke get eliminated from my body in the bathroom (if you know what I mean). I'll post a pic of that too.