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As you get older you get a little wiser .

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    Steve Lake — 2 years ago(May 17, 2023 05:39 PM)

    There was an opportunity for me to tell a killer joke. A joke that would make a room full of 5000 people laugh their Ass off.
    But I didn't say it.
    Why you ask? The Aspergers in me is why I came up with the joke in the first place. But the maturity of my years stopped me from saying it. Cause the audience was 2 Doctors and my Mom in her hospital bed.
    Definitely was not an appropriate place or setting to say.
    Before you ask me to tell the joke. You people wouldn't laugh.
    I'm quick witted. The joke in my head was a response to a medical procedure that was being performed. So it's one of those , " You had to be there " to get it.
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      /.​ — 2 years ago(May 17, 2023 05:41 PM)

      So the story here is you didn't say something funny? How is that any different from the rest of your life?
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        Steve Lake — 2 years ago(May 17, 2023 05:53 PM)

        That's not a terrible attempt at humor. For the record it's not humor. What you just said. It's more you just being a bit snarky.
        Nice try though. Good effort on your part.
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          Jodi Goodwin — 2 years ago(May 17, 2023 05:43 PM)

          Mom: So Docs, you're saying I have to get a double mastectomy?
          Doc 1: I'm afraid so
          Doc 2: It's the only option to stop the spread of your cancer
          OP: So you are saying they are
          for the off
          ?
          You've just been J6'd!

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            /.​ — 2 years ago(May 17, 2023 07:12 PM)

            warren pls
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              Uncreative — 2 years ago(May 17, 2023 06:12 PM)

              During the WWII I developed a joke that was so powerful people would die laughing. I've been trying to translate it into Russian to end the war in Ukraine but running into issues because humor doesn't always work that way.

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                Steve Lake — 2 years ago(May 17, 2023 06:13 PM)

                You struggle a lot. I have noticed.
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                  Uncreative — 2 years ago(May 17, 2023 06:47 PM)

                  Bullshit. I live in a corner unit apartment. I bought a waterbed without financing. I've had sex with 3 different women. I've got it made.

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                    Aph the cat whisperer — 2 years ago(May 17, 2023 06:49 PM)

                    I want to put him in my pocket

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                      Aph the cat whisperer — 2 years ago(May 17, 2023 06:50 PM)

                      Oh wait a minute.. i could be confusing it with someone else. I can't remember who it was 🤣

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