Bizarre things Americans do that leave me thoroughly flummoxed [tl;dr version]

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Pink Giraffe — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 04:22 AM)

Fail to understand sarcasm
Fail to understand deadpan humor
Fail to understand black humor
Needs to be explained a joke
Needs canned laughter track to be told when to laugh (that stuff drives me up the wall!)
Has 0 comprehension of what humor of the 2nd, 3rd & 4th degree could possibly be!
Whoosh
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/.​ — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 04:34 AM)

Hiya Warren.
My password is password

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Pink Giraffe — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 04:58 AM)

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/.​ — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 05:00 AM)

Doesn't seem he's enjoying that.
A Tic Tac maybe?
My password is password

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Pink Giraffe — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 05:06 AM)

Doesn't seem he's enjoying that.
That's the whole point of my posting it!
Repeatedly miss the meaning behind obvious meme gifs.
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/.​ — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 05:08 AM)

Hiya Warren.
My password is password

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Pink Giraffe — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 05:10 AM)

Hi ya, yanktard!
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/.​ — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 05:12 AM)

….repeatedly miss the meaning….
My password is password

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/.​ — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 04:36 AM)

Shut up, you Yankee pisspot.
My password is password

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Pink Giraffe — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 04:43 AM)

They stay stupid **** they don't mean:
"If you're ever in town, call me, I'll invite you to have lunch".
You're in town, you call and they go "WTF are you calling me".
Tell ugly people they look "pretty".
Sifting thru yanktard lies is exhausting.
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Pink Giraffe — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 05:00 AM)

USA is Canada's urinal!
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/.​ — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 05:07 AM)

Yankee ****heel.
My password is password

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Pink Giraffe — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 05:09 AM)

Foreigner who fails to grasp the difference between "yank" and "Yankee".
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Pink Giraffe — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 05:08 AM)

Have pig feed as an American food staple, then wonder why they look like a pig!
Hello!!! Corn isn't food meant for human consumption!
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/.​ — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 10:30 AM)

Tell that to the Irish retard here who eats sweetcorn with every single meal.
My password is password

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Pink Giraffe — 3 years ago(February 17, 2023 11:14 AM)

I'm not Irish and I've never been to Ireland.
One more but I posted it elsewhere because I ain't sure if it's a yank thing or a F/b users thing:
https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/21146076/permalink/#p21146076
Though I suspect it might be both!
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