I just have to accept that I was a better cook when I was a stay at home mom 17years ago.

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/.​ — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 06:37 PM)

WHOA!!! 17 yrs ago you were a mom?? Exactly how old are you?
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Vlad. — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 06:43 PM)

.. is that a finger in the bottom left
Stop.

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The Kraken — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 06:44 PM)

My omelette looks like a slice of pizza

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TheRealMauricio — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 06:49 PM)

It duz, but donchu cry like Monicah!

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The Kraken — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 07:03 PM)

I know where I made the mistakes. I used the wrong sized pan. And stuffed it with too much stuff.

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/.​ — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 06:53 PM)

You're ancient! What are you, 42?
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Jizznae — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 07:06 PM)

that looks more like a slice of pizza than tarte aux omelettes

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Jaja — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 07:07 PM)

Would you eat it if I ate it with you in a romantic setting?
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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Jizznae — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 07:09 PM)

I do not **** Mexicans sorry. You are welcome to come blow the leafs in my front yard but not my dick.

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Jaja — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 07:13 PM)

Youd love to watch me blow your leaves out your front yard. You'd be peeking through the Windows fapping your pusssy.
Pervert
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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Marky — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 07:20 PM)

That's almost poetic.
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”

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Jaja — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 07:23 PM)

I'm actually really good leaf blower. It's in the jeans
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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MovieManCin2 — 3 years ago(February 06, 2023 05:24 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Jaja — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 07:06 PM)

What the h?
Omelets are easy and fun. Not sure what you did here.
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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Marky — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 07:12 PM)

Did it taste good?
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”

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The Kraken — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 07:27 PM)

Nope. But I ate it anyway cuz I cooked it.

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EURAZN — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 08:05 PM)

that abortion you call an "omelet" looks like something millard would happily eat

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The Kraken — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 08:54 PM)

Let's see you cook something, bitch!
It's easy to insult someone else when you don't show off your own cooking.
So stfu. All of you really cuz not one of you muthafuckers on here know how to cook. If you did, you'd be showing it off.

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/.​ — 3 years ago(February 05, 2023 10:30 PM)

But WHY did it not taste good? it does not have to look good, dont you know how to marry ingredients? I swear, I don't get Americans! The same that you people don't know how to dress yourselves, you can't sew and you can't cook.
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