https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/12/health/reversing-aging-scn-wellness/index.html

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/.​ — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 05:47 AM)

nah it wasnt
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WebMD — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 05:50 AM)

No way you read that whole article in 3 minutes.

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fannywobble — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 05:55 AM)

maybe she was speed reading

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DojoDanny — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 06:26 AM)

Holy ****! Now if we can just all find a way to transform into mice we'll all be set with perfect smooth mouse skin and muscles!
Flawless victory. Another one for the good guys.

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Vlad. — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 09:35 AM)

Stop.

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DojoDanny — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 07:56 PM)

He has no muscles. Think mighty mouse!
Flawless victory. Another one for the good guys.

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 07:37 AM)

Living a lot longer only benefits rich people. Everyone else would have to work all those extra years when they could've just died. Although some rich people would probably get sick of living too, if that many years were added to the average lifespan.

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Wildman smol 🤏 — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 07:45 AM)

Because everyone wants to die. What's the point in staying young if you're living on this hellhole of a planet? Lmao

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/.​ — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 09:31 AM)

This thread:
Scientists: "Immortality achieved! Now we never have to die!"
Filmboards: "Fuck."
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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 09:39 AM)

But it's true.

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Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 04:30 PM)

Great song from a great album inspired by a great movie. That's great!

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Vlad. — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 09:34 AM)

Except they’re gonna put this thru centuries of trials before its FDA approved. The irony
Stop.

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 09:43 AM)

I can't picture humans still being around for several more centuries. But people probably said that centuries ago too.

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Vlad. — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 09:54 AM)

I can. We’re like big fragile cockroaches. We will find a way.
Stop.

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 09:59 AM)

Too many things are working against humanity. I give us 100 more years tops. If I turn out to be wrong, I'll pay you whatever the future equivalent is of $1.

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Gay 4 Fugazi — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 10:07 AM)

Even if this becomes a thing for humans you think you bottom of the barrel scum like us will be allowed to have it? It will be expensive as hell and only the elite will be able to afford it and have it, like the cure for cancer.
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/.​ — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 01:59 PM)

If it was real and being withheld from the public there would be riots and the lives of those seeking to live forever while letting everyone else die would be ended. They would have no choice but to share it with the general public.
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Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 06:12 PM)

That sounds about right.

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/.​ — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 06:52 PM)

"But decades could pass before any anti-aging clinical trials in humans begin, get analyzed and, if safe and successful, scaled to the mass needed for federal approval"
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The Kraken — 3 years ago(January 25, 2023 07:28 PM)

OMG I really want that when it becomes safe for humans.