Customer shoots KFC employee after restaurant runs out of corn

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ZolotoyRetriever — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:08 AM)

"Behold the power of corn." << There's a kernel of truth in that.

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:16 AM)

That is not being corny!
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:25 AM)

Is that a real line from corn commercials?

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ZolotoyRetriever — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:35 AM)

lol No… I took the one they used to use for cheese commercials:
Behold the power of cheese,
and gave it a corn makeover.
And really, if you watch Bob (Bill Murray) eating this corn cob at the dinner table in
What About Bob?
, well, I think you'll agree the line fits:

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:42 AM)

lol. I thought it sounded familiar, but the corn part didn't seem to fit.

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 09:21 AM)

For some reason I love the line, "Is this hand shucked?"
Like it wouldn't be?
I have never heard of or seen corn on the cob already shucked.
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MovieManCin2 — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 03:05 PM)

Good one!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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The<>Mechanic — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:24 AM)

If only the employee had a gun.
Ho Ho Ho

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P.Error — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:45 AM)

So he could shoot another restaurant for being out of corn, too? No thanks.
Never lose your desire.

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Cheeky — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:28 AM)

That lowlife deserves to spend the rest of his life in prison with a corn cob in his ass
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Cheeky — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:30 AM)

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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P.Error — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:42 AM)

That’s a little harsh. He simply forgot to order more corn when checking inventory. It’s just a little mistake.
Never lose your desire.

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Cheeky — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 06:42 AM)

Hey!
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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MovieManCin2 — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 03:06 PM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Cheeky — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 05:22 PM)

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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/.​ — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:36 AM)

That's crazy. Corn isn't even good.
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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:42 AM)

Which food would you shoot someone over?

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/.​ — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:44 AM)

Tacos
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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:45 AM)

"Mmm…tacos. drool"
-Homer Simpson

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/.​ — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:45 AM)

Ironically, I just realized tacos=corn tortilla and I hate flour tortillas so I would end up being that guy shooting someone over corn.
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