Customer shoots KFC employee after restaurant runs out of corn

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/.​ — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:36 AM)

That's crazy. Corn isn't even good.
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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:42 AM)

Which food would you shoot someone over?

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/.​ — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:44 AM)

Tacos
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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:45 AM)

"Mmm…tacos. drool"
-Homer Simpson

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/.​ — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:45 AM)

Ironically, I just realized tacos=corn tortilla and I hate flour tortillas so I would end up being that guy shooting someone over corn.
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Black Cats of Worcestershire — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:39 AM)

Good guy with a gun kills bad restaurant guy with a gun
He only acted in self-defence against the No-Corn Monster of Tipperary whom makes Its way to the Midwest United States every at the dawning of every 5th solstice.

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:43 AM)

Right. Although he's not dead. Hopefully he won't die.

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Jaja — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:45 AM)

At least Christina wasn't on duty. I'm glad she's safe.
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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P.Error — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:46 AM)

She’s the one who stole the corn from work.
Never lose your desire.

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Jaja — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:52 AM)

Saving it for her endo-germanic friends no doubt.
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:58 AM)

She works at KFC now?? I thought she was Santa's elf!

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Jaja — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 05:03 AM)

She's does both. Christina is a go-getter.
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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The<>Mechanic — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 04:52 AM)

Ho Ho Ho

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//.... — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 07:23 AM)

You got the second highest score.

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MovieManCin2 — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 03:05 PM)

Well as long as he had a good reason….
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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soapbox original gangster — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 03:23 PM)

HKFC?*
fried=> anagram of Fired(shots)
the good ole Colonel is serving up more than finger lickin goodness.

• HK is the name of a German(sophie,tarades) arms company: Heckler&Koch
  heckle a Heckler&Koch? i say nein! at 3:47

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fun with socks and jane — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 03:36 PM)

Well, if that’s not a good enough reason to shoot up a restaurant, I don’t know what is.
Unfortunately, he will now be heading to serve a long stretch (of the rectal variety) in prison, where he will be repeatedly “cornholed” (Irony)
Light travels faster than sound. That's why people seem bright, until you hear them.

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Joc Spader — 3 years ago(December 15, 2022 05:10 PM)

Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.