Rude advice for every Zodiac sign… for free! ("Just STOP!" edition)
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Pink Giraffe — 3 years ago(November 21, 2022 12:14 PM)
Here is your rude advice. For entertainment purposes only. Don't really take my advice. Or do. If you do, neither the Great Pink Giraffe nor Filmboards shall be held liable if a brick falls on top of your head, a ghost attacks you or Bigfoot eats you. In fact, we won't be liable for nothing at all, even if you get offended. So there!
Find your zodiac sign below & do what I tell you:
Aries
(Ram): March 21–April 19 STOP ramming into things and clean up your room, dumbfuck!
Taurus
(Bull): April 20–May 20: STOP being so damn stubborn, dumbass!
Gemini
(Twins): May 21–June 21: STOP being two-faced, you prick!
Cancer
(Crab): June 22–July 22: STOP walking sideways, moron!
Leo
(Lion): July 23–August 22: STOP looking in the mirror and gimme twenty bucks, fool!
Virgo
(Virgin): August 23–September 22: STOP criticizing everyone & look in the mirror, newb!
Libra
(Balance): September 23–October 23: STOP hesitating, pick one & stick with it, bitch!
Scorpius
(Scorpion): October 24–November 21: STOP being a vengeful dumbass, ye ain't all that, ****head!
Sagittarius
(Archer): November 22–December 21: STOP, just STOP! Stop being a dumb ****! breaks arrow & tosses it UGH!
Capricorn
(Goat): December 22–January 19: STOP being a loner, go grab a bite with the ram & the bull above & have some fun, stupid idiot!
Aquarius
(Water Bearer): January 20–February 18: STOP spilling water all over the place and mop it up, asshole!
Pisces
(Fish): February 19–March 20: STOP smelling and take a shower, now! And scrub under your scales, fishfaced loon!
BONUS:
Ophiuchus
: STOP being different, stop lying, you ain't all that, you stupid serpent piece of ****!!
If you're really good, I'll do predictions later.
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TheBookBears — 3 years ago(November 21, 2022 03:54 PM)
Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20: STOP smelling and take a shower, now! And scrub under your scales, fishfaced loon
I hope a bear throw a book at you, moon at you, and do a tap dance wearing a thong and leather boots.