Happy Birthday!
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Woodyanders — 11 years ago(July 18, 2014 04:07 AM)
I'm the A#1 writer of mini-bios on the IMDb. Moreover, I've made the top one hundred contributors on the IMDb five consecutive years in a row; last year I made #9 with a bullet with over 100,000 items of data for that year alone.
I watch all kinds of movies and listen to all kinds of music; I'm on a lot of boards because I like to talk to people about the stuff I'm into and alas can't do this with my co-workers in the break room at my job due to the unfortunate fact that they are a bunch of conformist stiffs who staunchly adhere to the repressive conventional dictates of the status quo, which I've made it a point in my life to defy as much as possible.
I'm a son, a grandson, an uncle, a brother to a younger brother and an older sister, a nonconformist, an existentialist, and just a free-spirited man doing his own thing without hurting anyone else in the process. I work a full-time job as a rotisserie chicken cook at a Sam's Club in Central New Jersey.
As for things that I'm not, I'm not a rapist, serial killer, pedophile, or stalker. I've never hit a woman or struck a child. Also, I'm not a liar or a thief. Everything I say that I am I can prove beyond a reasonable doubt. I'm an honest and decent man. I don't drink, smoke, or do any kinds of drugs. When you're high on life, you don't need any of that stuff. I get high from a sense of achievement; I love it because it's a natural high. I work hard and am both punctual and responsible. I'm the token mature and reliable adult male in my family who's there for others as much as possible.
I hope that answers your question about who I am.
And who are you?
I am the Duke of IMDb bio writers! I am A#1!
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