Best death in the history of ever (spoiler)

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KennethX — 15 years ago(January 05, 2011 02:03 PM)

lol! you forgot he also got his back broken!
I'm sure he had better days, yes XD

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rooprect — 15 years ago(January 05, 2011 03:29 PM)

Oh jeez, how could I forget the broken back!
Maybe Seagal should've given him an atomic wedgie too?

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ny_pitbull — 15 years ago(February 06, 2011 01:11 AM)

purple nurple,indian burn,then pointing upwards and kicking him in the sac,would have been a good way to end the fight.

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Hey_Sweden — 14 years ago(April 04, 2012 07:40 PM)

It was indeed a glorious death.
What do you think this is, a signature? It's a way of life!

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donald-vanvliet — 13 years ago(May 04, 2012 07:16 AM)

And yet it was ruined by the terrible pun
'I hope they aren't triplets'
Segal just can't do comedy the way Schwarzenegger can, he's too full of himself to pull off such lines.

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Chris_TC — 11 years ago(July 16, 2014 02:29 PM)

And yet it was ruined by the terrible pun 'I hope they aren't triplets'
Actually I found this really funny.

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AgentBlue — 12 years ago(April 10, 2013 09:28 PM)

OMG that was one of the greatest death scenes EVER!!!!!!! I laughed my ass off when I first watched that.
Lose the Game!!!!!!!

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kobold-23 — 12 years ago(April 13, 2013 05:23 AM)

It's unfortunate that we could clearly see it was a doll, lol. A black one. XD

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Drooch — 11 years ago(September 28, 2014 05:37 PM)

This might be the king of Seagal deaths.
I love how much of an egomaniac Seagal is - having himself barely scratched as he ploughs throughs countless bad guys, maiming and killing them in horrific ways, believing himself to be some avenging angel who cannot be harmed. Crazy stuff.
In Under Siege, Tommy Lee Jones gets sliced up a bit by knives, then Seagal squashes his eyeball until it runs down his face, stabs him in the top of the head, then rams his dead head into some computer monitors. But Screwface gets it worse - battered, cut, sliced down the front of his face, a thumb in each eye, shoved through a wall, has his back broken over Seagal's knee before being tossed down a lift shaft and impaled on the machinery below.
It's made even funnier by the way the film ends about ten seconds later, with no resolution, and we never even find out what happens to the niece who got shot in the head.

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dglover26 — 10 years ago(August 08, 2015 02:39 PM)

I am in tears literally!

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Melton1 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 01:05 AM)

Finally, a villain who actually
suffers
proportionally to all the pain he inflicted.
We don’t see enough villains get the deaths they deserve. Seagal has pretty much cornered the market on this.