Favourite Quotes from NAKED GUN 2 1/2 !!!!
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trspamfile — 20 years ago(August 03, 2005 02:07 PM)
"I want a world where Frank Jr., and all the Frank Jrs., can breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter."
"It's ancient history, like the Democratic party."
Frank: "Jane said she'd meet us at the rear entrance."
Ed: "Where's that?"
Frank: "In the back."
Jane: "Who would want to kill you?"
Frank: "Before tonight, only the cable company."
"You're part of a dying breed, like people who can name all 50 states. The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsberg. Oh sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."
"Well you certainly seem to be in touch with your anger."
"Looks like the cows have come home to roost."
Doorman: "Your coat, sir?"
Frank: "Yes it is, and I have the receipt to prove it."
Hapsberg: "Que sera sera. You do speak French, don't you Lieutenant?"
Frank: "No but I do kiss that way."
"Don't be so hard on yourself. You had no way of knowing the man you were dating was a vicious brooding sociopath."
"A sick twisted individual, full of self-hate, and possibly a few months behind on his rent, had finally snapped." -
terrythomas — 20 years ago(August 17, 2005 11:33 AM)
"You're a dying breed Hapsburg, just like people who can name all 50 states. The truth hurts, doesn't it Hapsburg? Oh sure, not as much as jumping onto a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!"
And this one
"We've got a long road ahead of us. Just like having sex. It's a painful, arduous struggle that seems to go on and on, and just when you think you're getting somewhere, nothing happens." -
Social_Assassin — 20 years ago(September 07, 2005 03:10 PM)
"But that's a Red Light District, why would he go there?"
"Sex, Frank?"
"Not right now, we have work to do"
also the obscure twilight zone reference: "It's a cookbook! It's a COOKBOOK!"
I hate you and your weird nipples! -
Powerful — 20 years ago(September 26, 2005 07:56 PM)
My favorite line in that whole movie is:
Jane: Frank, meet Dr. Meinheimmer.
Frank: Don't get up.
Lololol.
AND WHEN nORDBURG WAS BUILDING THE GUN. cLASSIC.
See a woman that's quick to get that booty active, lay her down and smack'em yack'em. -
kamshak11 — 20 years ago(October 06, 2005 01:19 PM)
The Mayor: Drebin, do you know that because of you, the city is being over-run by baboons?
Drebin: Yes, but isn't that the fault of the voters?
And this one I laugh so hard at can't tell you why but:
Capt. Ed Hawkins: "Good Lord, look what they did to Dr. Meinheimer!"
Just the way he emphasizes the "good lord" gets me every time, then the Look on Frank's face when he sees Meinheimergood stuff. -
frutbun — 20 years ago(October 19, 2005 08:47 AM)
I'd like to introduce you to some people Drebin.
You already know Doctor Meinheimer, then meet Earl Hacker who will be giving Dr Meinheimer's speech tomorrow. Now I'd like you to meet The Redmonds, weekend guests from out of town. -
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