I'll start.

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Minimize — 13 years ago(July 31, 2012 02:50 AM)

You're in the office, baby!

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Mandingo609 — 13 years ago(August 08, 2012 03:01 AM)

You better check my record. They build prisons because of me.
Deh Deh Deh, DA Dabacco-Puert Rican dude from the I aint your Papi episode of COPS.

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Im_A_Cop_You_Idiot — 13 years ago(August 16, 2012 01:35 PM)

u dont deserve this
FIRST, I WOULD LIKE TO JUST GET TO KNOW YOU.

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J_Howlett1886 — 13 years ago(August 30, 2012 02:41 PM)

Worst:
"Let's not talk about my family"
Best:
"King Kong ain't got sh!t on me!"

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SwanKong — 13 years ago(October 19, 2012 11:16 AM)

"YOU DISLOYAL, BITCH-MADE PUNK!!!"
response time for 911 :4 minutes
response time for my 10 mm :1400 fps

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Movie_Piranha_1979 — 13 years ago(December 18, 2012 04:23 PM)

"You got the right to be bitch-slapped."
Prostitute: What the beep are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

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poosthuman — 13 years ago(December 31, 2012 02:07 AM)

"say hello to my little friend"
Everyone I Went to High School With Is Dead

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timesoutta0 — 13 years ago(February 19, 2013 11:28 AM)

Best: Dick lines up straight like that.
Worst: You got a dick, don't you?

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HarryRidgway — 13 years ago(April 05, 2013 03:37 AM)

I HAVE A DAUGHTER!

Last seen films:
Training Day. 9/10
Identity Thief. 4.5/10
One Hour Photo. 9/10

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rubberbiscuit — 13 years ago(April 06, 2013 09:30 AM)

BOOM! Hahaaaaa, see, ya never know!

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omoxus — 12 years ago(April 22, 2013 01:32 PM)

"Jake, JAKE! Gimme my money!"
Im the Alpha and the Omoxus. The Omoxus and the Omega

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beatpoet84 — 12 years ago(September 01, 2013 02:13 PM)

"Lick-her license?"

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eight_days — 12 years ago(September 02, 2013 09:35 PM)

"Didn't know you liked to get wet."
"Don't cry, it is to be; in time I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine D'Evils."

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eight_days — 12 years ago(September 02, 2013 09:37 PM)

"Didn't know you liked to get wet."
"Don't cry, it is to be; in time I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine D'Evils."

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swtdelt — 12 years ago(October 16, 2013 10:52 AM)

It smells like bacon in this beep
You shot me in the a$$!
You got the right to be b!tched slapped

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NesterTheJester — 12 years ago(November 13, 2013 03:25 PM)

"Hey, shut the beep up!"

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lordanakinvader — 11 years ago(June 07, 2014 10:20 AM)

"This sh*t's chess, it ain't checkers."
"Congratulations, son. You're gonna get a Medal of Valor for this."
"That's the second time you pointed a gun at me. There will not be a third!"
"It's not so fun when the rabbit has a gun."

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SnoozeAlarm — 11 years ago(July 19, 2014 12:17 PM)

May I read my paper?
It should be against the law to use "LOL" unless you really did LOL!

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marcjacobspants — 10 years ago(September 03, 2015 01:33 AM)

Tell Jeff to pick up some tools. Picks and shovels.