Slatch371 said...
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Slatch371 — 5 years ago(August 22, 2020 01:43 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Rectum lover!
Miss Ellie Grimbridge was a horny rider,
She didn't care if the whole town looked,
Dr. Challis with the Rod to guide him,
he was a dude who really gonked,
Conal Cochran was the first bra-burner,
Ain't ya glad he showed up? (Oh yeah!)
And when the factory was blowin' apart,
Soggy Bottom got it all sewed up.
(And then there's Glenn,
And then there's Glenn)
#2000 baby!!!
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(August 22, 2020 08:44 PM)
Slatch371 said...
Miss Ellie Grimbridge was a horny rider,
She didn't care if the whole town looked,
Dr. Challis with the Rod to guide him,
he was a dude who really gonked,
Conal Cochran was the first bra-burner,
Ain't ya glad he showed up? (Oh yeah!)
And when the factory was blowin' apart,
Soggy Bottom got it all sewed up.
(And then there's Glenn,
And then there's Glenn)
#2000 baby!!!
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I don’t get what you are doing -
soggybottom — 5 years ago(August 24, 2020 07:42 AM)
Slatch371 said...
Miss Ellie Grimbridge was a horny rider,
She didn't care if the whole town looked,
Dr. Challis with the Rod to guide him,
he was a dude who really gonked,
Conal Cochran was the first bra-burner,
Ain't ya glad he showed up? (Oh yeah!)
And when the factory was blowin' apart,
Soggy Bottom got it all sewed up.
(And then there's Glenn,
And then there's Glenn)
#2000 baby!!!
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Okay, that was pretty good Teege. I remember that cheesy Maude tune. It always made me want to see Lady Godiva riding a horse bare-back (and I'm not talkin' about the damn horse!)… -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(August 24, 2020 03:10 PM)
soggybottom said...
Okay, that was pretty good Teege. I remember that cheesy Maude tune. It always made me want to see Lady Godiva riding a horse bare-back (and I'm not talkin' about the damn horse!)… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhXBpslomp8
Lady Godiva can lick my butthole -
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soggybottom — 5 years ago(August 30, 2020 09:19 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
You always were a sex addict soggy
Oh, you…
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
we love you.
And, in…
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
what we'll do!
Near, far, anywhere we are,
oh what a hompy time we'll spend.
Gang-Bang Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
our fine four-fendered friend.
Gang-Bang Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
our fine four-fendered friend.
You're sleek as a thoroughbred.
Your tits are a feather-bed.
You'll turn everybody's head today.
We'll glide on an orgie-trip,
with pride in our boner-ship,
the envy of all we can lay…
Oh (Clitty) you (Clitty),
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
we love you.
And (Clitty) in (Clitty),
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
what we'll do!
Near (Clitty) far (Clitty) anywhere we are,
oh what a hompy time we'll spend.
Gang-Bang Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
our fine four-fendered friend.
Gang-Bang Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
our fine four-fendered…
(Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang)
fine four-fendered (Clitty-Clitty)
FUCK!!! -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(August 31, 2020 03:05 PM)
soggybottom said...
Oh, you…
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
we love you.
And, in…
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
what we'll do!
Near, far, anywhere we are,
oh what a hompy time we'll spend.
Gang-Bang Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
our fine four-fendered friend.
Gang-Bang Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
our fine four-fendered friend.
You're sleek as a thoroughbred.
Your tits are a feather-bed.
You'll turn everybody's head today.
We'll glide on an orgie-trip,
with pride in our boner-ship,
the envy of all we can lay…
Oh (Clitty) you (Clitty),
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
we love you.
And (Clitty) in (Clitty),
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
what we'll do!
Near (Clitty) far (Clitty) anywhere we are,
oh what a hompy time we'll spend.
Gang-Bang Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
our fine four-fendered friend.
Gang-Bang Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang,
our fine four-fendered…
(Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang Clitty-Clitty Gang-Bang)
fine four-fendered (Clitty-Clitty)
FUCK!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTTzcXSLjhI
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This is just horrible. It’s just clits and ****s over and over again. -
soggybottom — 5 years ago(August 31, 2020 03:57 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
This is just horrible. It’s just clits and fucks over and over again.
I knew you'd like it. I did it just for you Glenn!
And wait 'til Teegy sees it. His pants are gonna come down, and his ShamRod is going to
EXPLODE!!! -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(August 31, 2020 04:24 PM)
soggybottom said...
I knew you'd like it. I did it just for you Glenn!
And wait 'til Teegy sees it. His pants are gonna come down, and his ShamRod is going to
EXPLODE!!!
You know, it just dawned on me how crass you two really are. And I don’t need to be subjected to this manipulative rape. Goodbye forever. -
soggybottom — 5 years ago(September 02, 2020 05:58 AM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
You know, it just dawned on me how crass you two really are. And I don’t need to be subjected to this manipulative rape. Goodbye forever.
Glenn
: Mom, how are babies made?
Mom
: Well, Glenny-dear… you see… ummm… birds and bees… Storks! So what happens is that when a hopeful mother wants a baby, she places treats on the doorstep letting the storks know that she's ready. These storks then find a baby and bring it in a basket held in their beaks, and then they replace the treats with the basket on the doorstep. Yeah, that's it! Good ol' storks!
Glenn
: Well, that explains why you are so miserable all of the time. You've never been laid!!! -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(September 02, 2020 03:08 PM)
soggybottom said...
Glenn
: Mom, how are babies made?
Mom
: Well, Glenny-dear… you see… ummm… birds and bees… Storks! So what happens is that when a hopeful mother wants a baby, she places treats on the doorstep letting the storks know that she's ready. These storks then find a baby and bring it in a basket held in their beaks, and then they replace the treats with the basket on the doorstep. Yeah, that's it! Good ol' storks!
Glenn
: Well, that explains why you are so miserable all of the time. You've never been laid!!!
Oh amen brother -
soggybottom — 5 years ago(September 04, 2020 03:44 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Oh amen brother
Teegy
: Mom, how are babies made?
Mom
: Well, Teegy-poo… you see… ummm… birds and bees… Storks! So what happens is that when a hopeful mother wants a baby, she places treats on the doorstep letting the storks know that she's ready. These storks then find a baby and bring it in a basket held in their beaks, and then they replace the treats with the basket on the doorstep. Yeah, that's it! Good ol' storks!
Teegy
: Oh, so is that where Daddy goes on his "business trips"? When I grow up, I want to be just like Daddy… I wanna **** storks!!! -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(September 04, 2020 06:01 PM)
soggybottom said...
Teegy
: Mom, how are babies made?
Mom
: Well, Teegy-poo… you see… ummm… birds and bees… Storks! So what happens is that when a hopeful mother wants a baby, she places treats on the doorstep letting the storks know that she's ready. These storks then find a baby and bring it in a basket held in their beaks, and then they replace the treats with the basket on the doorstep. Yeah, that's it! Good ol' storks!
Teegy
: Oh, so is that where Daddy goes on his "business trips"? When I grow up, I want to be just like Daddy… I wanna fuck storks!!!
My god, what is happening to us? We don’t even talk about Halloween 3 anymore. We just talk about ****ing each other’s moms. Damn you, virus! -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(September 09, 2020 04:58 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
My god, what is happening to us? We don’t even talk about Halloween 3 anymore. We just talk about fucking each other’s moms. Damn you, virus!
You know there's that TV Show; How I Met Your Mother.
In Glenn's world, it's a show called: How I Met Your Father.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(September 09, 2020 05:00 PM)
soggybottom said...
Interesting… I think I'd prefer Lady Godiva "bare back", but she can ride me off into the sunset "side saddle" if she likes. I'm not too picky!
Soggy, thought I'd let you know.. the new firm I work for has no hot chics in Accounting. There's a frumpy 50 something year old "Karen" and a militant leftist antifa like chic a few offices down; aka: The Mask Nazi.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
soggybottom — 5 years ago(September 09, 2020 08:22 PM)
Slatch371 said...
Soggy, thought I'd let you know.. the new firm I work for has no hot chics in Accounting. There's a frumpy 50 something year old "Karen" and a militant leftist antifa like chic a few offices down; aka: The Mask Nazi.
It's that why we haven't seen ya for a while? Do they not let you come here during office-hours? Or is your little buddy so depressed in your new work-environment that it's not even worth the bother of coming here with him moping around like that?
I'm sorry to hear about your new co-workers. Perhaps you can put in a good word for Horny Ellen. Tell them that she could really boost "morale" in the work-place!