Slatch371 said...
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soggybottom — 5 years ago(September 04, 2020 03:44 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Oh amen brother
Teegy
: Mom, how are babies made?
Mom
: Well, Teegy-poo… you see… ummm… birds and bees… Storks! So what happens is that when a hopeful mother wants a baby, she places treats on the doorstep letting the storks know that she's ready. These storks then find a baby and bring it in a basket held in their beaks, and then they replace the treats with the basket on the doorstep. Yeah, that's it! Good ol' storks!
Teegy
: Oh, so is that where Daddy goes on his "business trips"? When I grow up, I want to be just like Daddy… I wanna **** storks!!! -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(September 04, 2020 06:01 PM)
soggybottom said...
Teegy
: Mom, how are babies made?
Mom
: Well, Teegy-poo… you see… ummm… birds and bees… Storks! So what happens is that when a hopeful mother wants a baby, she places treats on the doorstep letting the storks know that she's ready. These storks then find a baby and bring it in a basket held in their beaks, and then they replace the treats with the basket on the doorstep. Yeah, that's it! Good ol' storks!
Teegy
: Oh, so is that where Daddy goes on his "business trips"? When I grow up, I want to be just like Daddy… I wanna fuck storks!!!
My god, what is happening to us? We don’t even talk about Halloween 3 anymore. We just talk about ****ing each other’s moms. Damn you, virus! -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(September 09, 2020 04:58 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
My god, what is happening to us? We don’t even talk about Halloween 3 anymore. We just talk about fucking each other’s moms. Damn you, virus!
You know there's that TV Show; How I Met Your Mother.
In Glenn's world, it's a show called: How I Met Your Father.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(September 09, 2020 05:00 PM)
soggybottom said...
Interesting… I think I'd prefer Lady Godiva "bare back", but she can ride me off into the sunset "side saddle" if she likes. I'm not too picky!
Soggy, thought I'd let you know.. the new firm I work for has no hot chics in Accounting. There's a frumpy 50 something year old "Karen" and a militant leftist antifa like chic a few offices down; aka: The Mask Nazi.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
soggybottom — 5 years ago(September 09, 2020 08:22 PM)
Slatch371 said...
Soggy, thought I'd let you know.. the new firm I work for has no hot chics in Accounting. There's a frumpy 50 something year old "Karen" and a militant leftist antifa like chic a few offices down; aka: The Mask Nazi.
It's that why we haven't seen ya for a while? Do they not let you come here during office-hours? Or is your little buddy so depressed in your new work-environment that it's not even worth the bother of coming here with him moping around like that?
I'm sorry to hear about your new co-workers. Perhaps you can put in a good word for Horny Ellen. Tell them that she could really boost "morale" in the work-place! -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(September 09, 2020 08:41 PM)
soggybottom said...
It's that why we haven't seen ya for a while? Do they not let you come here during office-hours? Or is your little buddy so depressed in your new work-environment that it's not even worth the bother of coming here with him moping around like that?
I'm sorry to hear about your new co-workers. Perhaps you can put in a good word for Horny Ellen. Tell them that she could really boost "morale" in the work-place!
Horny Ellen is certainly much hornier these days. Talked to her not to long ago, she got married and has kids. She's lost that doable appeal. Maybe in a few years, she'll be a raging hormone Karen. Man, one little liver transplant and the entire world up ends. Meh, this is place is a zoo. I could use a drink. What the hell, I got a new liver.
Actually, I can't. Those Canadian Doctor's know everything. You see that camera, he's watching us, friend. Hey Dr. Canadian, F YOU! Heh, just kidding.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(September 09, 2020 08:57 PM)
Slatch371 said...
Horny Ellen is certainly much hornier these days. Talked to her not to long ago, she got married and has kids. She's lost that doable appeal. Maybe in a few years, she'll be a raging hormone Karen. Man, one little liver transplant and the entire world up ends. Meh, this is place is a zoo. I could use a drink. What the hell, I got a new liver.
Actually, I can't. Those Canadian Doctor's know everything. You see that camera, he's watching us, friend. Hey Dr. Canadian, F YOU! Heh, just kidding.
Sexy Karen: TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING PANTS NOW OR IM CALLING THE COPS!!! I WANT TO SEE THAT GUN YOURE CONCEALING!! -
soggybottom — 5 years ago(September 16, 2020 06:10 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Sexy Karen: TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING PANTS NOW OR IM CALLING THE COPS!!! I WANT TO SEE THAT GUN YOURE CONCEALING!!
Wow Glenn, hook me up with that broad. She sounds good to go!
Teegy, congrats on the new liver. But it's too bad that you can't knock down a few cold ones with your ol' pals Soggy and Glenn anymore. We'll be thinking of you as we get hammered to all of the lovely sights and sounds at the strip-club.
{Well technically we won't be thinking of you because we'll have more important things on our minds, but ya know…} -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(September 17, 2020 01:01 AM)
soggybottom said...
Wow Glenn, hook me up with that broad. She sounds good to go!
Teegy, congrats on the new liver. But it's too bad that you can't knock down a few cold ones with your ol' pals Soggy and Glenn anymore. We'll be thinking of you as we get hammered to all of the lovely sights and sounds at the strip-club.
{Well technically we won't be thinking of you because we'll have more important things on our minds, but ya know…}
Sexy Karen isn’t a real person, it’s this year’s hottest Halloween costume.
And I don’t drink either. Haven’t had a drop in years. Very touchy subject that I find inappropriate for you to bring up. You are an unbelievable bitch. -
soggybottom — 5 years ago(September 17, 2020 06:01 AM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Sexy Karen isn’t a real person, it’s this year’s hottest Halloween costume.
And I don’t drink either. Haven’t had a drop in years. Very touchy subject that I find inappropriate for you to bring up. You are an unbelievable bitch.
Listen Glenn, as you can tell, Teegy has been really down on his luck lately…
There's not a single chick as his work-place who does a damn thing for his little buddy. He likes to hit on chicks at work, but there's just not a whole lot of options for him there.
And the woman of his dreams (Horny Ellen) just got married to somebody else, so there's no hope there either.
Could it get any worse for our ol' pal? I've never seem him this depressed.
So whaddya say? Do you think we should start up a GoFuckMe account for him? -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(September 17, 2020 06:12 AM)
soggybottom said...
Listen Glenn, as you can tell, Teegy has been really down on his luck lately…
There's not a single chick as his work-place who does a damn thing for his little buddy. He likes to hit on chicks at work, but there's just not a whole lot of options for him there.
And the woman of his dreams (Horny Ellen) just got married to somebody else, so there's no hope there either.
Could it get any worse for our ol' pal? I've never seem him this depressed.
So whaddya say? Do you think we should start up a GoFuckMe account for him?
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Let me tell you something you lowlife alcoholic. Hitting on women in the workplace is a felony. It’s not surprising to see a rapist defend another rapist. -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(September 17, 2020 03:32 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Let me tell you something you lowlife alcoholic. Hitting on women in the workplace is a felony. It’s not surprising to see a rapist defend another rapist.
This is Glenn, when he Karen Rages:
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(September 17, 2020 08:55 PM)
Slatch371 said...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1w3FgB0Ohc
Who the **** is that?!? He’s got a gun!!! Police!!! -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(September 24, 2020 06:10 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Who the fuck is that?!? He’s got a gun!!! Police!!!
Settle down, Glenn. Back em down. Soggy's on the way to heal you. Feel you.
Uh, never mind.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."
