Poll: Would you bang Sarah Jessica Parker?

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/.​ — 4 years ago(March 15, 2022 10:53 PM)

^This. I'd let Jared Leto pound my ass for days. No homo.
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Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 4 years ago(March 15, 2022 10:54 PM)

high five!

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/.​ — 4 years ago(March 15, 2022 10:55 PM)

Jared Leto has a BIG one! You better lube well.
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Sk8tergirl — 4 years ago(March 15, 2022 10:59 PM)

Proof?
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Sk8tergirl — 4 years ago(March 15, 2022 10:53 PM)

I'm straight too, but a woman.
And yeah, I would bang Jared as well, even if I heard that his penis is big, but it can't be no more bigger than Pete Davidson's.
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Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 4 years ago(March 15, 2022 11:01 PM)

Why would a big one be a bad thing. The women I’ve been with seem to be into that. Are they just trying not to hurt my feelings? That’s sweet of them.

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Sk8tergirl — 4 years ago(March 15, 2022 11:04 PM)

Well, some women find their cervix being hit painful, but I'm sure a lot of pornstars wouldn't mind that as they love to work with big dick men.
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Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 4 years ago(March 15, 2022 11:08 PM)

I’m just kidding anyways. I’m hung like a tic-tac.

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(March 17, 2022 08:01 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 4 years ago(March 15, 2022 10:57 PM)

No way, she’s a 3 tops.

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Sock Puppet — 4 years ago(March 15, 2022 11:14 PM)

Sock it to me!

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(March 17, 2022 08:00 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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bigbadwolf666 — 1 year ago(July 15, 2024 05:05 PM)

Send her to me.
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WarrenPeace — 1 year ago(March 09, 2025 10:41 PM)

Yeah.
With a hammer!
Maybe it could improve the looks of the fugly Jew.
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MistaWeek — 1 year ago(March 10, 2025 01:23 AM)

Only to slap her ass hard enough so she has the lead when she breaks out the starting gate.
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Woodyanders — 1 year ago(March 10, 2025 01:46 AM)

Not even with three bags over her head and the lights out.
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MovieManCin2 — 1 year ago(March 10, 2025 06:36 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.