I watched the episode where Peg thinks Al is cheating
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FreewayShark — 10 years ago(July 02, 2015 11:15 PM)
One that has me in hysterics every time is the April Fool's episode where Al is fooled into thinking Jefferson is a spy. Peg needs to go to the dentist and keeps badgering Al about swearing he'll take her and it leads to this outburst from Al
Peggy: "You swear?"
Al: "DAMN YOUR HIDE, YES I SWEAR!!!!!! NOW GO WAIT IN THE FREAKING CAR!!!!"
Roll the ugliness -
fiatlux-1 — 10 years ago(July 06, 2015 10:59 PM)
Bud: "What kind of pet did you buy?"
Marcy: "Its a bird."
Al: "Takes one to buy one!"
Steve: "If you have chicken legs, then call me Colonel Sanders."
Marcy: "Ooooh baby, you do chicken
right
!"
Al: [looking at Marcy's chest] "Why go out for milk if you have 2 small
empty pints
at home!"
Marcy: [looking at Al's pants] "And why go out for hot dogs if you've got a tiny little
cocktail frank
at home!" pause "Attached to the WHOLE pig!"
I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
Penfold, shush. -
DaveWasHere — 10 years ago(July 24, 2015 09:04 AM)
Am currently watching the episode "Dead Men Don't do Aerobics".
-Jim Jupiter: "Hi, I'm Jim Jupiter, the healthiest man in Chicago!"
-Al: "Good, then you should heal quick when I pull your spine through your mouth."
Al's perfectly worded threats of physical harm always make me laugh. Also love when he "introduces" Kelly's various boy-toys' heads to the front door!
Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for NO ONE! -
hansenmv — 10 years ago(July 25, 2015 03:24 AM)
Godfather Al: Kelly is dating a (married - shock) Chicago Alderman.
The D'Arcy's come over to beg that the paper boy puts their paper near the front door - not everywhere else:
Totally from memory - paraphrased:
Al (In Godfather tone): Yes - this is something I can help you with - you have done well to ask me to help. If the day should ever come -
Al (in AL BUNDY VOICE): And we know that it will -
Slimer-has-no-GF — 10 years ago(July 29, 2015 10:05 PM)
In 976 shoe
When Al is desperate for calls. "And kids you don't even need your parents permission."
Married with Aliens:
Towards the end of the episode
Al: "Hey, guys. Why do you need my socks?" Aliens "Ga zoo zoo." (FUEL)
The Larry Storch episode, when Al is playing the Phantom:
Al "I'm going too just sit here and play with my organ." (Breif hesitation then points to keyboard) This one.
And not a line. But in the episode where Al returns the Library book and gets caught on camera pushing the lady away. -
CaramelSquares — 10 years ago(July 30, 2015 05:35 AM)
And Baby Makes Money (S5 Ep11)
Peggy is sitting on the couch explaining to Marcy why having a baby is not worth all that trouble (of a $500,000 inheritance to whom ever gives birth within wedlock to the next Bundy male). And the last point she makes is the most memorable for me
Peggy: And then, of course there's that 10 months of pregnancy.
Marcy: 10?
Peg: Male Bundys never want to come out. Oh, and then once they're out, they never want to go back in again.
Just saw it on TBS and it never fails to crack me up! That last line tells so much about Bundy Men.
Terrible things Lawrence. You've done terrible things. -
NWOWWE — 10 years ago(August 12, 2015 08:06 AM)
Al: Since there was no live wire or your neck handy, I grabbed the first thing to hit me in the face. Had I known you wanted to watch Dallas tonight I would have just put my arms behind my back and slalomed headfirst onto the patio.