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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 8 years ago(December 23, 2017 04:08 PM)

My girl put mistletoe in her underwear
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It got curled up in her public hair
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Woodyanders — 8 years ago(December 24, 2017 02:25 AM)

Christmas with a fine cheap ho is how I get my freak
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For only a hundred bucks she's mine for a whole week
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 8 years ago(January 01, 2018 06:46 AM)

'17 made me wish I were in a hearse
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And the future's gonna be fickin' worse
Fuckin' **** **** ****

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Woodyanders — 8 years ago(December 24, 2017 12:52 PM)

I can't wait until early Christmas morn
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I'm going to jerk-off to hardcore porn
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 8 years ago(December 25, 2017 08:30 PM)

I know an elf her name is Fran
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My dick's so large she uses both hands
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Actually, it's because she's small, but I like to think of it the other way…

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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 8 years ago(December 25, 2017 08:31 PM)

I like being an internet troll
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And stuffing rice in my dick hole
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Woodyanders — 8 years ago(December 25, 2017 08:32 PM)

On Christmas Eve I scored some primo ****
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So this Christmas I'm taking a massive hit
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 8 years ago(December 26, 2017 06:27 AM)

All I want are my two front teeth
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So I can bite the dicks off fourteen geese
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It's an old family ritual. Have no idea when it started or more impotently why.

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Woodyanders — 8 years ago(December 26, 2017 12:03 PM)

Christmas day for me was a total blast
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I smoked weed and got bombed off my ass
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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Woodyanders — 8 years ago(December 30, 2017 12:15 PM)

In another few days it's going to be 2018
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2017 can go bite and choke on my ween
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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Woodyanders — 8 years ago(December 31, 2017 01:47 PM)

I'm hoping 2018 will be a lot more fun
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I'm hoping for a good year for everyone
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Happy New Year, everybody!
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 8 years ago(January 01, 2018 06:52 PM)

Last year made me sullen and glum
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Hopefully I'll be in a coma for most of this one
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Woodyanders — 8 years ago(December 31, 2017 11:48 PM)

2017 can get butt slammed, suck a dick, and choke
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For New Year's Eve my car battery decided to croak
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 8 years ago(January 01, 2018 09:04 AM)

Here's another song I've been working on.
Harvey Weinstein's falling down
falling down
falling down
Harvey Weinstein's falling down
Goodbye, asshole.

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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(July 27, 2018 03:27 PM)

Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
What now has the Donald in an angry spasm
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Is Ivanka admitting she facked her orgasims
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Harding is often considered the dirtiest guy in the president's seat
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But Trump with all his scandals and corruption has Harding beat
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Thought I'd get historical with this one.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(July 28, 2018 08:24 PM)

Woodyanders said...
Harding is often considered the dirtiest guy in the president's seat
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But Trump with all his scandals and corruption has Harding beat
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Thought I'd get historical with this one.
Even Harding supported the federal anti-lynching bill
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Trump's support on that would be nearly nill
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