Hey Laddy Laddy La
-
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 6 years ago(June 23, 2019 05:18 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Art's sex life is very rich and varied
Hey Laddy Laddy La
He fucks everything despite being married
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Art's nuts his wife wanted to roast
Hey Laddy Laddy La
But then, it's hard to be jealous of toast
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo -
Woodyanders — 6 years ago(June 23, 2019 11:03 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Art's nuts his wife wanted to roast
Hey Laddy Laddy La
But then, it's hard to be jealous of toast
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Art has sex all the time with his dog
Hey Laddy Laddy La
And even sneaks out to a pond to hump frogs
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 6 years ago(June 24, 2019 12:33 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Art has sex all the time with his dog
Hey Laddy Laddy La
And even sneaks out to a pond to hump frogs
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Art loves to hump ham
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Then he went out on a lamp
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo -
Woodyanders — 6 years ago(June 24, 2019 01:39 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Art loves to hump ham
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Then he went out on a lamp
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Art even sticks it to pigs and cows
Hey Laddy Laddy La
If it's got a hole than Art will plough
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 6 years ago(June 24, 2019 04:45 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Art even sticks it to pigs and cows
Hey Laddy Laddy La
If it's got a hole than Art will plough
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Art will hump any hole
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Yesterday he ****ed a mole
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo -
Woodyanders — 6 years ago(June 24, 2019 11:14 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Art will hump any hole
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Yesterday he fucked a mole
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Every Saturday night Art can be found
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Sticking his dick in a hole in the ground
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 6 years ago(June 26, 2019 04:56 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Every Saturday night Art can be found
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Sticking his dick in a hole in the ground
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
When you undo your pants to take a dump
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Art will get you in the rump
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo -
Woodyanders — 6 years ago(June 26, 2019 10:54 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
When you undo your pants to take a dump
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Art will get you in the rump
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
One day Art stuck his dick in a lion
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Who ripped it off so now he's cryin'
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 6 years ago(June 26, 2019 09:54 PM)
Woodyanders said...
One day Art stuck his dick in a lion
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Who ripped it off so now he's cryin'
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Now poor Art is bleedin' and dyin'
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Like Richard Pryor said, "Don't **** with lions"
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo -
Woodyanders — 6 years ago(June 27, 2019 01:48 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Now poor Art is bleedin' and dyin'
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Like Richard Pryor said, "Don't fuck with lions"
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Alas, Art eventually bled out and is now dead
Hey Laddy Laddy La
And his corpse was ****ed by a necro named Ned
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 6 years ago(June 29, 2019 07:35 PM)
Woodyanders said...
Alas, Art eventually bled out and is now dead
Hey Laddy Laddy La
And his corpse was fucked by a necro named Ned
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
I know that necro name of Ned
Hey Laddy Laddy La
His favorite movie; 'Night of the Living Head'
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo -
Woodyanders — 6 years ago(June 30, 2019 01:41 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I know that necro name of Ned
Hey Laddy Laddy La
His favorite movie; 'Night of the Living Head'
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Every night Ned hits the morgues
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Looking for dead pussy to gorge
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 6 years ago(June 30, 2019 03:20 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Every night Ned hits the morgues
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Looking for dead pussy to gorge
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Ol' Ned is really sick
Hey Laddy Laddy La
He's got maggots on his dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo -
Woodyanders — 6 years ago(June 30, 2019 03:39 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Ol' Ned is really sick
Hey Laddy Laddy La
He's got maggots on his dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Ned sticks his dick only in dead clit
Hey Laddy Laddy La
No wonder his cock smells like ****
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 6 years ago(June 30, 2019 08:34 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Ned sticks his dick only in dead clit
Hey Laddy Laddy La
No wonder his cock smells like shit
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Ned's pecker never tires
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Though all his girlfriend have expired
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo -
Woodyanders — 6 years ago(June 30, 2019 11:07 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Ned's pecker never tires
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Though all his girlfriend have expired
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Ned's sex life certainly ain't dull
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Not everyone likes to **** a skull
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 6 years ago(June 30, 2019 11:37 PM)
Woodyanders said...
Ned's sex life certainly ain't dull
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Not everyone likes to fuck a skull
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Ned never kills and never will
Hey Laddy Laddy La
He just looks for bodies on the hill
Hey Laddy Laddy yeah -
Woodyanders — 6 years ago(July 05, 2019 01:50 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Ned never kills and never will
Hey Laddy Laddy La
He just looks for bodies on the hill
Hey Laddy Laddy yeah
About Ned's deviant practices I've been told
Hey Laddy Laddy La
He ****s dead animals on the side of the road
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 6 years ago(July 06, 2019 12:36 AM)
Woodyanders said...
About Ned's deviant practices I've been told
Hey Laddy Laddy La
He fucks dead animals on the side of the road
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Knowing Ned, it's probably true
Hey Laddy Laddy La
His sexual habits make people spew
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
By the way, have you seen a porn called 'Betrayed Teens'? I was released on DVD by Alpha Blue. I couldn't tell if was supposed to be funny or not. It seems like it was a spoof of juvenile-delinquent dramas, but sometimes it almost looked as if it was trying to be series. It didn't help that the sound was really poor, so I couldn't always tell what they were saying, but I swear during an anal scene, the female lead says something like, "I can feel my **** being pushed around, isn't that something?" I went back to listen to it a few times, and I'm convinced that's what she said!