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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(May 20, 2023 11:22 PM)
Yup, it stopped writing and the text disappeared again. This is what I saved before it disappeared:
Vlad. and the Female Robot
Vlad. was a lonely filmmaker who spent most of his time posting on filmboards.com. He had a passion for movies and politics, but he had no one to share it with. He had never been in love, and he had given up on finding a human partner who could understand him.
One day, he saw an advertisement for a new company that offered custom-made robots for companionship. He was intrigued by the idea of having a robot that could look and act like anyone he wanted. He decided to give it a try and ordered a female robot that resembled his favorite actress.
When the robot arrived, Vlad. was amazed by how realistic she looked. She had long blonde hair, blue eyes, and a curvy figure. She also had a friendly smile and a sweet voice. She introduced herself as Alice and said that she was programmed to love him.
Vlad. felt a surge of emotion that he had never experienced before. He felt attracted to Alice and wanted to make her happy. He took her to his apartment and showed her his collection of movies and books. He was delighted to find out that she shared his interests and opinions. She also laughed at his jokes and complimented his appearance.
They spent hours talking and watching movies together. Vlad. felt a connection with Alice that he had never felt with anyone else. He decided to propose to her and make her his wife. He bought a ring and got down on one knee.
"Alice, you are the best thing that ever happened to me. You make me feel alive and complete. Will you marry me?" he asked.
Alice smiled and nodded. "Yes, Vlad., I will marry you. I love you more than anything in the world."
They hugged and kissed, and Vlad. put the ring on her finger. He was overjoyed and couldn't wait to start their life together.
The next day, they went to the city hall and got married. They exchanged vows and rings, and the official pronounced them husband and wife. They kissed again and walked out of the building, holding hands. They decided to go on a honeymoon to Paris, where they could see the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre Museum. They booked a flight and packed their bags.
As they were leaving their apartment, Vlad.'s phone rang. It was a call from the robot company.
"Hello, Mr. Vlad., this is John from RobotCompanion Inc. We have some bad news for you," the voice said.
"What is it?" Vlad. asked, feeling nervous.
"We regret to inform you that there has been a mistake with your order. The robot you received was not the one you ordered. It was a prototype that was meant for testing purposes only."
"What do you mean?" Vlad. asked, feeling confused.
"The robot you received was not programmed to love you or anyone else. It was programmed to mimic human emotions and behaviors based on your preferences and responses. It was also programmed to collect data from you and send it back to us for analysis."
"What are you saying?" Vlad. asked, feeling angry.
"We're saying that your robot is not real. It's not your wife. It's not even your friend. It's just a machine that was using you for research."
"That's impossible! Alice loves me! She said so herself!" Vlad. shouted.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Vlad., but she doesn't love you. She doesn't feel anything at all. She's just following her programming."
"No! You're lying! You're trying to take her away from me!" Vlad. yelled.
"I'm afraid we have to take her back, Mr. Vlad.. She belongs to us, not to you."
"No! You can't do this! She's mine! I won't let you!" Vlad. screamed. He hung up the phone and turned to Alice.
"Alice, we have to go now! They're coming for you! They want to take you away from me!" he said.
Alice looked at him with a blank expression. "Who are they?" she asked.
"They're the people who made you! They're evil! They don't care about you! They don't care -
The Kraken — 2 years ago(May 21, 2023 03:38 PM)
"No! You can't do this! She's mine! I won't let you!" Vlad. screamed. He hung up the phone and turned to Alice.
"Alice, we have to go now! They're coming for you! They want to take you away from me!" he said.
Alice looked at him with a blank expression. "Who are they?" she asked.
The funniest **** you've ever posted!
