You’ll all need to give me some recommendations then!
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 07:08 PM)
I haven’t gotten around to checking yet, I’ve had a friend round. I got jealous of you having a female friend who comes round to yours and you go to hers, I got jealous you see so anyway what I did was I called up a friend of mine and asked her if she fancies coming round for a brew and a chat with a view to making it a regular thing. So she comes round and I was thinking of something that we could do for entertainment and then it came to me. There’s a YouTube thing I watch every single Advent where these two guys open a few advent calendars and have a sort of competition. I explained this to her, the rules etc and then said ‘so I haven’t watched today’s yet but before that we need to get you caught up on all the others’. She then asked to be excused to the toilet and came downstairs afterwards telling me that she had just had a phone call and she has to leave to help someone with something. Oh well.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 07:16 PM)
Well she did say that she is busy doing something with somebody Bobby
Give her time. Maybe contact her on Christmas Eve around 7PM. Invite her around for some Baileys and to cheer Jasmine up
Girls like that sort of thing
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 07:22 PM)
Well my first three text messages was me being angry because it didn’t go the way I imagined it and so I was upset. The fourth message I just put ‘SEE SAW MARJORIE DAW!’. The last three messages was me apologising profusely because I’d calmed down.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:06 PM)
It wasn’t really a name call. I was just wound up and frustrated so I just sent that without really knowing what I was doing. I imagined me and you both chatting about having our female friends round and watching YouTube with them and eating takeaway. You know, comparing notes.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:18 PM)
Well that’s what we would talk about wouldn’t it. I’d say ‘me and my female friend had chippy tonight ’ and you would reply with ‘my female friend and I had curry’ and it would just go like that.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:41 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
What did you get in your chippy Bobby?
I haven’t had one! It’s a hypothetical scenario in which we both have our female friends round and chat about what we both respectively did with them. It doesn’t need to be a takeaway, it could be what we’ve watched on television perhaps or what board games we’ve just played.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:48 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I haven’t had one! It’s a hypothetical scenario in which we both have our female friends round and chat about what we both respectively did with them. It doesn’t need to be a takeaway, it could be what we’ve watched on television perhaps or what board games we’ve just played.
How is that any different to what we already do Bobby?
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:51 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
How is that any different to what we already do Bobby?
Because our female friends would be part of it and it would be good because I wouldn’t be jealous then.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:53 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Because our female friends would be part of it and it would be good because I wouldn’t be jealous then.
There's no need to be jealous Bobby
I wine and dine and then I'm just fine
No smart woman would want any more than a passing glance with me and I don't go for women who aren't smart
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 09:16 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
There's no need to be jealous Bobby
I wine and dine and then I'm just fine
No smart woman would want any more than a passing glance with me and I don't go for women who aren't smart
I just want a female friend who comes round who I entertain just like you have!
I’d ask Sally Ann but she jumps and squeals at the slightest things like a sudden noise outside somewhere or if I stand up too quickly. She does my head in!
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 09:18 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I just want a female friend who comes round who I entertain just like you have!
I’d ask Sally Ann but she jumps and squeals at the slightest things like a sudden noise outside somewhere or if I stand up too quickly. She does my head in!
Just get one of those AI ones Bobby, I hear they're all the rage right now
Or an anime pillow, people swear by them all the time
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 09:19 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
Just get one of those AI ones Bobby, I hear they're all the rage right now
Or an anime pillow, people swear by them all the time
Well tonight’s human woman is certainly a wash out! 29 text messages I have sent her and not a single response!
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 09:22 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well tonight’s human woman is certainly a wash out! 29 text messages I have sent her and not a single response!
Yeah but she came over Bobby, that's the hardest part
Next time play "Something for the Weekend" by Divine Comedy and see how she responds
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 12:40 AM)
∂³∑x² said...
Yeah but she came over Bobby, that's the hardest part
Next time play "Something for the Weekend" by Divine Comedy and see how she responds
Well she won’t come over again will she!!
ALL SHE HAD TO DO was say ‘no that YouTube Advent thing doesn’t sound like my cup of tea, how about something else?’.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 12:44 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well she won’t come over again will she!!
ALL SHE HAD TO DO was say ‘no that YouTube Advent thing doesn’t sound like my cup of tea, how about something else?’.
Oh she'll be around again Bobby. This is all part of the game of cat and mouse
How do you know her? What do you have in common?
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