You’ll all need to give me some recommendations then!
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 02:13 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I don’t think that she would be interested in my Bitmap Books collection if she wasn’t interested in these YouTube Advent Calendar guys.
Also you seem to be under the impression that I want to seduce her…whatever gave you that idea?!! Noooo!! I just want a friend who comes round who’s a female and I entertain them..,like you do with yours.
Well sometimes entertaining someone means getting a little bit physical Bobby
It's sort of part of the transaction. Especially if you find each other attractive
It's best to give it a go and hope that nothing happens and that way you can just focus on the friendship but until you try that potential will always be there and that can get awkward
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 02:33 AM)
∂³∑x² said...
Well sometimes entertaining someone means getting a little bit physical Bobby
It's sort of part of the transaction. Especially if you find each other attractive
It's best to give it a go and hope that nothing happens and that way you can just focus on the friendship but until you try that potential will always be there and that can get awkward
Well that’s just it though I DON’T find her attractive! She looks like a cave monster from one of these old comic strips. I can very well imagine her being sent by The MoleMan to attack Dan Dare.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 02:49 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well that’s just it though I DON’T find her attractive! She looks like a cave monster from one of these old comic strips. I can very well imagine her being sent by The MoleMan to attack Dan Dare.
Ah right, well it is quite important to have friends who are attractive Bobby. Not all of them or anything but the girl ones who come round to visit you should be pleasing to the eye and they should think the same of you
If a world class event takes place and it turns out that you are needed on a video call the entirety of humanity should look at you and think "He's done alright for himself, hasn't he?" without any actual context of what they are looking at
That's why you should always have clean underwear on too
Can't get knocked down and then taken to the hospital where they find you in smeared y-fronts
So, even if it's a hands-off friendship she has to at least look like she'd be a corker if she bumped into a different man who finds her attractive
Them's the unwritten rules Bobby
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 03:02 AM)
∂³∑x² said...
Ah right, well it is quite important to have friends who are attractive Bobby. Not all of them or anything but the girl ones who come round to visit you should be pleasing to the eye and they should think the same of you
If a world class event takes place and it turns out that you are needed on a video call the entirety of humanity should look at you and think "He's done alright for himself, hasn't he?" without any actual context of what they are looking at
That's why you should always have clean underwear on too
Can't get knocked down and then taken to the hospital where they find you in smeared y-fronts
So, even if it's a hands-off friendship she has to at least look like she'd be a corker if she bumped into a different man who finds her attractive
Them's the unwritten rules Bobby
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Aaahh…I never really thought about it that way.
So if something massive happens and we are both on television, people would assume that she is the best that I could get. I don’t want that at all.
Thank you Siggy…I now feel happy that I put her off with my YouTube Advent Calendar passions because I would never want people to think that all I could manage to get would be a…….But that’s the SUPERFICIAL part of me talking, she has a wondrous personality.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 03:06 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Aaahh…I never really thought about it that way.
So if something massive happens and we are both on television, people would assume that she is the best that I could get. I don’t want that at all.
Thank you Siggy…I now feel happy that I put her off with my YouTube Advent Calendar passions because I would never want people to think that all I could manage to get would be a…….But that’s the SUPERFICIAL part of me talking, she has a wondrous personality.
We can have friends who we love who aren't attractive Bobby
They just have to be part of a small network in the same room at the same time as your attractive ones
It's all about selling yourself as an achiever and making people think that you have it made. I learned this from social media
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 03:18 AM)
∂³∑x² said...
We can have friends who we love who aren't attractive Bobby
They just have to be part of a small network in the same room at the same time as your attractive ones
It's all about selling yourself as an achiever and making people think that you have it made. I learned this from social media
I don’t know, that sounds awfully shallow to me.
Surely it is about what is INSIDE that counts!
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 03:32 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well I’m not gonna get right far with cave troll and Sally Ann am I.
It sounds like Sally might be a go'er Bobby
You could have the two of them around to do a make-up session like Stars in their Eyes and that could be your gimmick for the party.
If Sally polishes up nicely then that's that one in the bag
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 10:47 AM)
∂³∑x² said...
It sounds like Sally might be a go'er Bobby
You could have the two of them around to do a make-up session like Stars in their Eyes and that could be your gimmick for the party.
If Sally polishes up nicely then that's that one in the bag
Make your mind up!! You just told me that she needs to be attractive physically so that in case we end up on TV together people make the connection to me being one of life’s successful winners based around their own superficial natures. Sally Ann and the Bog Monster from Bombuth are not going to do that are they!
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 04:46 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Make your mind up!! You just told me that she needs to be attractive physically so that in case we end up on TV together people make the connection to me being one of life’s successful winners based around their own superficial natures. Sally Ann and the Bog Monster from Bombuth are not going to do that are they!
Yeah but Bobby you know of those movies from the 1980's were the dorky girl puts on make-up and then wowee! What a corker she is!
That could happen with Sally and then you'd have the whole set
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 04:51 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
Yeah but Bobby you know of those movies from the 1980's were the dorky girl puts on make-up and then wowee! What a corker she is!
That could happen with Sally and then you'd have the whole set
Yeah I really really don’t think so.
Have you seen her?! She’s a right state!!
Chloe would have been perfect for this but she ghosted me and continues to ghost me. Mind games!
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 05:23 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Yeah I really really don’t think so.
Have you seen her?! She’s a right state!!
Chloe would have been perfect for this but she ghosted me and continues to ghost me. Mind games!
I haven't seen any of them Bobby but I think that Chloe is a right-off by this point
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder though and shouldn't be set by other people's conventions (Even though there will always be some overlap there, otherwise some people would just walk about dressed as they see fit and acting out with whatever impulses came to them).
Alternatively you could always do a PJ (Or was it Duncan?
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That way you don't have to worry about things but you can still do your Newky accent like, reeit man!
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 05:37 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
I haven't seen any of them Bobby but I think that Chloe is a right-off by this point
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder though and shouldn't be set by other people's conventions (Even though there will always be some overlap there, otherwise some people would just walk about dressed as they see fit and acting out with whatever impulses came to them).
Alternatively you could always do a PJ (Or was it Duncan?
) and go blind
That way you don't have to worry about things but you can still do your Newky accent like, reeit man!
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You say that it is in the eye of the beholder but you also say that I need to be publicly seen with women who are conventionally attractive in order to be seen as successful and a winner!
Oh look I’m all confused! How about I just keep it simple for now and have male friends round. That way I can just watch Doctor Who.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 05:44 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
You say that it is in the eye of the beholder but you also say that I need to be publicly seen with women who are conventionally attractive in order to be seen as successful and a winner!
Oh look I’m all confused! How about I just keep it simple for now and have male friends round. That way I can just watch Doctor Who.
Male friend are a lot easier to hand out with Bobby
But they have to be conventionally attractive too in case of the whole world needing to Facetime/Skype/WhatsAss call you and assess you by who you hang out with
There's no winning with pleasing strangers
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