One on average.
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Uncreative — 1 year ago(August 16, 2024 03:54 PM)
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning, right after I work out, and then once right after lunch. I want to. That’s not why I do it. I do it ’cause I ****ing need to. Think about it. You’re dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang. Fucking digits. All very acidic, above-the-shoulders mustard ****. All right? It kind of wigs some people out. Right. You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt.
This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don’t, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the **** over. Or worse yet, I’ve seen this happen, implode. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. When you get really good at it, you’ll ****ing be stroking it and you’ll be thinking about money. -
/. — 1 year ago(August 16, 2024 04:30 PM)
Some people will say this masturbation is interfering with your gains at the gym.
Those people would not be basing this on any kind of legitimate scientific studies but they will still say it.
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