Fairy tale and nursery rhyme pick up lines (For CR)

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 11, 2022 12:44 AM)

Jack to the girl he likes:
Hey baby. Wanna come to my place to see my bean stalk?
One of the Three Little Pigs in his house of straw:
Please Mr. Wolf! Do it! I have not had a good blow job in ages!
The spider to Miss Muffet:
You should see my ninth leg!
The wolf to Red Riding Hood:
Your grandma liked it when I ate her and I am sure you will like it when I eat you!
Sleeping Beauty when she wakes up and sees the prince:
Is that a sword in your sheath or are you just happy to see me?
Cinderella after the prince slips on the glass shoe:
I got something for you to slip into, big fella!
Feel free to add to this…
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(November 11, 2022 12:47 AM)

Great thread idea!
I'm multitasking at the moment, but I'll add some if they come to me.

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 11, 2022 12:48 AM)

Thanx.
Glad you saw it!
I dedicate it to you for the inspiration.
Of course anyone can add others.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(November 11, 2022 01:01 AM)

Thanks! I guess the "Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater" one kind of writes itself.

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 11, 2022 01:08 AM)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers?
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(November 11, 2022 01:16 AM)

How much wood would a woodchuck *uck if a woodchuck could *uck wood?

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 11, 2022 02:15 AM)

When Snow White saw that they would all be sleeping in different beds with the dwarves:
Why don't we all share the same bed?
When baby bear saw Goldilocks:
Someone is still in my bed and I am going to get in with her!
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(November 11, 2022 02:19 AM)

Another one for LRRH: "Grandma, what a big ___ you have!"
Wolf: "The better to ___ you with, my dear."

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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 11, 2022 03:12 AM)

Um… would the tame version using words go like….
…area between your legs…
…make love to…
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(November 11, 2022 03:25 AM)

Yep!
Nowadays, Fake-Grandma would just say, "I identify as a wolf."