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I could sexy time any girl here if I really wanted to.

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    SouthernFlorida — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 01:23 PM)

    Nah, most women here think you're weird and creepy.

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      Science — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 02:06 PM)

      Nothing I can’t turn around in 5 minutes. Lol
      If one of women who think I’m “creepy” were in my bedroom right now, it’s take me less than 5 minutes to undo any negative thoughts she may have regarding me, which most likely wouldn’t be necessary anyway, and she’d be all over me and want to **** muh.
      It’s a win/win

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        ROTCK — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 06:26 PM)

        plot hole: not a single woman here would ever be in your bedroom short of being kidnapped, **** off with this bullshit you autistic loser who lives with his goddamn mother.

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          Science — 7 years ago(February 19, 2019 09:00 AM)

          lolol
          Eh, I'm too nonassertive and shy to go through with a kidnapping. It's challenging enough to build up enough courage to ask the ladehz out the appropriate way, much less go through with a kidnapping! As soon as I'd stutter the lines "you're coming with me! Get in my car!" They'd probably just laugh and say "lol that's not working for you." Then I'd be like "ok well I tried lol…well, want to get coffee? Since we're already at Starbucks."
          Her: "Sure!
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          And even if I did pull it off, when I take them back to my place, the Goddamn Mother, with whom I apparently live, would hear the screaming and start asking questions.
          So I'd somehow have to dispose of the Goddam Mothership somehow. Planning a kidnapping, disposing of Goddamn Mother, executing both properly…that'll take some Ocean's 11 type planning, way too complex for a supposably autistic lad like meh. You're painting me out to be some kind of mastermind.
          lol bitter dork. You're just jelly Gwnyc rejected your ass and you're jealous at the idea of men in relationships. Her rejection of you isn't my fault.

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            Bumby — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 03:14 PM)

            The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

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              ITTY — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 05:29 PM)

              "I'm above everyone's league. Proof of that is 20 years ago in high school I…."
              Cringe.

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                Steamboat — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 06:25 PM)

                You couldnt even seduce a ****in derma roll you skinny ******

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                  azn_2 — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 06:31 PM)

                  I was never a dork or an outcast in school. I would've been popular (in high school and until now) if I chose to be more social.
                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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                    azn_2 — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 08:00 PM)

                    I'm the sh!t irl.
                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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                      Ain't No Thang — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 08:20 PM)

                      Sure.

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                        azn_2 — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 08:31 PM)

                        Yea, I am. I never talk to losers like you irl.
                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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                          You're_all_wankers — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 09:32 PM)

                          how do you make egg fried rice babe?

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                            He was right — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 08:21 PM)

                            I love your confidence

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                              He was right — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 07:27 PM)

                              spergin out

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                                𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 ✨💫💜💫✨ — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 08:49 PM)

                                Lmao you are the epitome of Narcissism.
                                "You had me at Elk Tartare"
                                -Erin Wotherspoon

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                                  The<>Mechanic — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 08:52 PM)

                                  Why are there so many pre op trannies like PE on this board ?
                                  Ho Ho Ho

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                                    hungrytheheretic — 7 years ago(February 18, 2019 09:40 PM)

                                    You looking for trannies now after finding no success with women?
                                    Bring. More. Sheep.

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