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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Sex and Dating


    Rocketman — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 05:41 AM)

    Any of you lovely ladies here would do yourself the honour to massage my lower dick?
    I hope this isn't sexual harassment.
    Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

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      Rundi Ki Bachi — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 05:47 AM)

      Pagg gladly will

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        Rocketman — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 05:50 AM)

        PAGG isn't a chick tho.
        Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

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          Platonic_Caveman — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 06:36 AM)

          PAGG says you cybered him before though. What's the diff now?
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            Rocketman — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 02:58 PM)

            I cybered him when I thought he was a chick.
            Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

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              Platonic_Caveman — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 03:05 PM)

              PAGG revealed he was a gay male long before you ever posted on the Soapbox. Dude, you knew you were cybering a guy.
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                Rocketman — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 03:07 PM)

                PAGG revealed he was a gay male long before you ever posted on the Soapbox.
                And that's pretty ****ing sweet, except no one told me about it.
                But I was still supposed to know that he was actually a gay male, right?
                Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

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                  Platonic_Caveman — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 03:15 PM)

                  You realize you're accusing him of a crime, right?
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                    Rocketman — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 03:19 PM)

                    So? I'm not going to report him or anything.
                    Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

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                      TheGhostOfStupidBitch — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 05:51 AM)

                      Oh plz. As if I’d go anywhere near that autistic ******
                      🎅🏿

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                        Inersha — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 05:53 AM)

                        Rocket actually gave you his password??

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                          Who Cares — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 06:23 AM)

                          Who cares

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                            Café — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 06:29 AM)

                            Why does it hurt?

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                              WayneGacy — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 02:36 PM)

                              those screenshots you sent me keep them to yourself

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                                !!!!deleted user!!!! — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 02:43 PM)

                                Lay off the Hoover hose for a few days.

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                                  cryptoflovecraft — 7 years ago(July 04, 2018 03:27 PM)

                                  I like your approach to women, RocketMan. It's honest. Forget the small talk and cut to the chase!
                                  Tell me if you have any luck.
                                  No wonder the snobby prima donnas avoid this site. They don't like guys who are honest.

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