MovieManCin2 said...
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ZolotoyRetriever — 1 year ago(December 24, 2024 05:15 PM)
An Air Force General, an Army General and a Navy Admiral were sitting around drinking and bragging about how brave their personnel were. All swore that theirs were the bravest, so they decided to demonstrate it. First, they went to the Air Force base and out to the airfield where the Air Force General stopped a pilot and told him to get in his jet and climb to 30,000 feet, put it in a nose dive and to not pull up until told to do so. "Yes, Sir," the pilot barked. Up he went. Put it in a dive and straight into the ground. "Now that's bravery," the General declared.
"That's nothing," stated the Army General. So when they got to the Army base, the Army General took them to the tank training area. Finding a soldier in an Abrams, the general yelled to him to drive the tank towards a sheer cliff and not stop until he told him to. "Yes, Sir," the soldier yelled back. He turned the tank towards the cliff and roared right off the cliff. "See, bravery." the Army General concluded.
"OK, nice, but not the best," the Navy Admiral lamented. Once they got to the Navy base, they all went down to the piers and followed the Admiral onto a destroyer. Up a few ladders they reached the signal bridge, where the admiral promptly gave orders to a sailor nearby. "Petty Officer, climb to the very top of that yard arm." "Yes, Sir," the sailor said with a salute. He climbed and climbed. The yard arm must have been 60 feet in the air. Once he arrived at the top the Admiral yelled up to him, "Okay. Now, jump!"
The petty officer glanced around, looked down at the admiral and yelled, "Fuck You!" while giving him the middle finger.
The Admiral looked at the others with satisfaction. "Now that is real bravery!" -
MovieManCin2 — 1 year ago(January 18, 2025 02:53 AM)
Why are you such a
sniveling coward, a liar and an Anti-American POS?
You
ARE
a joke! Get ****ed,
you STUPID POS!
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
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WarrenPeace — 1 year ago(January 18, 2025 07:30 AM)
Unless these are your jokes and humor so much for this thread being about jokes and humorous things!
Actually it still is since I find your meltdowns funny and have a good laugh at them!
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