Reuploading classic Mangua IMDb articles
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Marvel/DC
ManguaCrimeLord — 9 years ago(February 07, 2017 10:43 AM)
Reuploading classic Mangua IMDb articles
Jon Schnepp's epic betrayal of movie fans to suck WB's dick - EXPLAINED!
As you may have heard, Jon Shytnepp sold his mother to WB and now in full retard mode promotes the BvS Ultimate Crap failure edition that's coincidently now out for WB money earnings to make up for BvS's giant underperformance. What also went for sale was Shytnepp's soul, now locked away in a WB glass jar.
Not only is Jon Shytnepp a WB Jew shill who flip flopped on BvS, first hating it, now loving it, depending on the bribe. He's also a mental retard. That fat neck bearded ape is sweating more IQ points away than actual sweat. Why would anyone want to listen to such a subhuman in the first place? It's a show for manchildren toy collectors and elderly comic book reading pedophiles like Andre Cedeno and Hollytard.
Shytnepp anchors a comic book based show. He wants a piece of the DC pie. Shytnepp knows that even though DC may be in a huge crisis right now because of their failed fraud products, there's a huge potential for scamming naive children and their hard working parents with toys of suicidal murderous anti rolemodels for the sake of nurturing a psychotic next generation.
Shytnepp is a Hackass Campea student. He desperately wants access to bribes, privileged content, interviews, set visits, early screenings of future movies, afterparty orgies, etc. so he may have the ability to gossip ephemeral meaningless trivia information to us 99% of the time like an old grandma with nothing better to do. And actually do something useful for a change and broadcast shill sell-out movie reviews 1% of the time.
To acquire such privileged studio status, he needs to suck WB's dick. The semen left overs in his mouth speak for themselves for the validity of this fact. Regardless of whether WB's products are actually any good or not and worth promoting, it doesn't matter. Shytnepp only cares about getting views like a prima donna whore. Because YouTube views are money and as Campea once explained it plainly on air - if you're an online movie pundit and you don't have access to studio favors, you're just an (Andre Cedeno) amateur YouTuber like the rest of the mortal idiots, you don't have exclusive content, you can't post movie reviews before everyone else. If your competitive advantage is gone, your career is over.
That's why Shytnepp and Campea are nothing more than bone fide studio agents who view their audiences as only a means to an end. That end is money and they rely on the studios to get that money.
So Shytnepp promotes BvS now. Just like Campea promoted Man of Stool. History repeats itself. Both movies and men - garbage.
When was the last time Campea and his show wasn't overhyping a major comic book movie release? I honestly can't remember. He loves them all because he sees dollar signs on the screen, not the actual characters who he never cared about and is gleeful to see them butchered.
I'm glad I haven't been watching Collider for half a year now and I'm richer for it. Richer in spirit and literally so, because I haven't been fooled to buy movie tickets for any of their snake oil salesman overhyped products.
I NEVER PAID TO SEE BVS AND MY JUDGEMENT WAS BETTER THAN THAT OF THESE SHILL HACKS. I'LL NEVER PAY FOR ANY GARBAGE EDITION OF BVS NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHYTNEPP WANTS WB TO ROB ME! THEY'RE USELESS TURDS.
I'm done with this nonsense.