Even for a Disney-Marvel film.
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Crown_22 — 9 years ago(January 04, 2017 08:05 PM)
Really? I'm not picking sides because I like both DC and Marvel, but how is BvS and SS more childish than Ant-Man, Guardians of the Galaxy, or any of the Avengers films? I chose those 3 movies because they're colorful and has lots of comedy, how are they more mature than Batman V Superman (little comedy, not that colorful) and Suicide Squad (still less colorful and comedic than those 3)?
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CaptainMitosis — 9 years ago(January 04, 2017 11:34 PM)
Being dark and gritty doesn't automatically make a film mature and being comedic and colourful doesn't automatically make a film childish.
BvS and Suicide Squad tried to be dark and gritty in the most childish ways possible.
Ant Man, Guardians of the Galaxy and both Avengers movies had coherent plots, good storytelling and managed to have the proper mix of emotion and comedy. The emotion and comedy in those films were natural and not forced.(More or less Age of Ultron)
That's how those films were way more mature than BvS and SS.
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CaptainMitosis — 9 years ago(January 04, 2017 11:22 PM)
I have a brain thank you very much and I'm smart enough to know that adding slow motion to sad music ,a bunch of meaningless Christ references and being dark and gritty for the sake of being dark and gritty don't make a mature movie.
In fact adding all that crap just make it look like the studio was desperate to make it dark and gritty but ended up making the film seem childish as a result.
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dyonchristopher — 9 years ago(January 04, 2017 11:57 PM)
So Batmans intro scene saving those girls from molesters and his fight with superman was kiddie.
Okay, whatever you say.
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scarface_juggalo — 9 years ago(January 05, 2017 04:55 AM)
So Batmans intro scene saving those girls from molesters and his fight with superman
Nothing but pretentious tween edgelord nonsense, just like the rest of the movie.
star lords dance to Ronan
A simple diversion and that's all it needed to be.
Spiderman fighting in the war
Spider-Man's always been meant to be a teenage smart-ass so nice cherry-picking. Tony and Steve's conflict had more emotion, well-reasoned conflict, and gravitas than any moment Bats or Supes had together. I bet you'd prefer Uncle Ben's killer to molest Aunt May in front of Peter and his Uncle's dead body and Peter spend the whole movie moping about it. Edgy enough for you yet, sport?
How mature would you consider the scene where Diana sitting down at a desk to watch teaser trailers for character exposition? How about Lex leaving a jar of piss for the KY Senator? Batman ceasing his bloodthirsty rampage and instantly joining Supes' side because their mommies share a very common name? Such well-rounded storytelling is surely the mark of adulthood.
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dyonchristopher — 9 years ago(January 05, 2017 05:39 AM)
Lex leaving a jar off piss.
Only people with a low iq like you would find a scene like that childish. That was just Lex giving the senator a reference to the conversation where she refused to do what he wanted.
You would probably prefer Superman to call Lex funny names and for a Superman to tell Batman his batarang doesn't obey the laws of physics.
I bet you would love it if Batman danced to distract Doomsday from seeing the kryptonite speare.Because you're one of those idiots that think dance offs or bargains are better than actually fighting the big bad.
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CaptainMitosis — 9 years ago(January 05, 2017 02:14 PM)
All you can do is call us kiddie without providing sufficient evidence to defend how kiddie the DCEU is, then again what should I expect from a DCEU fanboy?
There was no dance off and that bargain scene was done very well.
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scarface_juggalo — 9 years ago(January 05, 2017 04:46 PM)
That was just Lex giving the senator a reference to the conversation where she refused to do what he wanted.
The context doesn't make it any less childish. I grew out of toilet humor a long time ago. Maybe you'll get there someday, champ.
No doubt you were a huge fan of the Youtube fan film where Batman got injected with heroin and butt-raped until he killed himself. You know, The Room of comic book fan films? Your taste is nothing more than that of a pretentious edgelord waiting for his balls to drop, who would prefer pure brawn to characters ever using their wits in any fashion. You must get such awesome grades in school, junior.
By the way, why can't Supes save anyone except for Lois for most of Bull v Sht? Does he care about anything other than getting his dick wet?
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scarface_juggalo — 9 years ago(January 06, 2017 03:17 AM)
What a convenient rationalization for the three most iconic superheroes of all time getting eviscerated by critics far and wide and suffering massive drop-offs at the box office, failing to reach $1B when all you WB/DC dickriders were insisting it would outgross Avengers and set Tomatometer records. Now the critics and general audiences you were counting on are all inferior to your middle school education and gridmark fanboyism after roundly rejecting it as overblown trash.
Also, nice deflection to X-Men. You must be realizing that you're losing the argument on Bull v Sht so you have to bring in a totally unrelated franchise to try and pivot your nonexistent point.
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You haven't ascended past contradiction, sonny, and you've spent most of your time slumming it at the bottom.
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dyonchristopher — 9 years ago(January 06, 2017 03:39 AM)
You bastard. How convenient for a movie that was slammed by critics to have one of the highest movie grosses for a poorly ranked score on rotten tomatoes.
Suicide squad was unknown to everyone, yet it grosses more than Most of kiddie universes garbage films.
