Marthaaaaaaa
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tdl797 — 9 years ago(January 07, 2017 08:03 AM)
Marthaaaaaaa
What if all the villains in the Batman Affleck universe learned about the Martha thing, so if Batman is beating them down or something they just say Martha, and they get away?
Batfleck beats criminal
Criminal: I was just taking some groceries to Martha.
Batfleck stops
Batfleck: Martha? How do you know that name?
Criminal: Martha is my mom. She is elderly, so I pick up groceries for her.
Batfleck: That is also my mom's name. You're free to go.
It will be a running gag in each Batfleck movie. -
CichlidAsh — 9 years ago(January 07, 2017 08:42 AM)
Martha has a worse effect on Batman than Kryptonite has on Superman. Superman is at least seen flying with Kryptonite with Martha not only does it stop Batman dead it converts him into your friend.
To make a great film you need three things - the script, the script and the script -Alfred Hitchcock -
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tdl797 — 9 years ago(January 07, 2017 09:17 PM)
The first kind of SNL skit I thought of would be a parody of the assassination of Osama Bin Laden - not old, thought about it back when the movie came out.
Have Seal Team 6 going through Bin Laden's compound. They get in the room with Osama and the lead member is about to shoot. It was reported that some of his wives were in the room.
Lead member put the red dot on Osama's head
Osama: sodiabaosdisoiforeign language adljfsdfi, Martha.
Lead member lowers gun
Lead member: Martha? How do you know that name?
Osama: Why it is the name of my 9th wife whom I love dearly.
Lead member removes face mask and is Ben Affleck (who is hosting SNL)
Lead member: My mother's name was Martha.
Long uncomfortable silence where Ben and Osama seem to communicate mutual feelings of loss with their eyes.
Another ST6 member: Get out the way, bitch!
ST6 member shoots Osama in the head. -