Superles Kills Himself!
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Lokisgodhi — 9 years ago(November 10, 2016 07:16 PM)
Now you've gone and done it! Made josuerios have to stop his enjoyment of his fapping session with the pairs of Emily Bett Rickards' shoes he's stolen from her at a comic-con and post an irate one liner here!
You're on double secret probation now, mister!I am Fellatio Choak, My metahuman power is that I give men blowjobs and they then give me all their worldly possessions. When I say men, I mean billionaires or multi-millionaires. Why would I waste my time and talent on poor guys?
My secret identity is Felicity Smoak. I used to be an IT tech at Queen Consolidated but then it became Palmer Technology. I became a Vice President. Now I own the company. How? Blowjobs. I have a really comfortable pair of knee pads.
I tell everyone I graduated from MIT. What I don't tell them is it's not the MIT in Cambridge. It's the other MIT, McCarran (Airport) Institute of Technology (And Cosmetology). Hey, I'm blonde. Is it MY fault that men believe everything I tell them?
I'm also a Superhero Groupie Slut. They have a support group for that. I used to go but stopped because it was just Selena Kyle and Talia Al Ghul making bitchy comments about each other all evening. It's actually pretty convenient addiction. I get to keep an eye on the heat. Keep your enemies closer and all that stuff. It's hard for superheroes to catch you with their pants around their ankles.
So all you billionaires and multi millionaires out there, beware Fellatio Choak, Superhero Groupie Slut Fellatrix. Superheroes better watch out too or your genitalia will end up floating in a jar of formaldehyde on my bookcase.
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I just love it when the actor cooperates and poses doing the universal BJ gesture .