100 things I learned from men in black
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mariano_yuba — 15 years ago(February 23, 2011 07:31 PM)
- Long lost lovers know right when youre looking at them on your PC, and will look up to let you know they think about you too.
- Beatrice needs to hire a decorator cuzDAMN.
- Final Jeopardy asks about alien color traces.
- Morgue workers are lucky they even remember their college classes.
- Severed organs are not a problem, at least theyre okwherever they are.
- Space bugs eat beep
- That little but there maybe WAS Edgars auntie.
- If J tells you to get off of his face fore something bad happens to ya, you might wanna do it.
- Catch an alien for the MiB and theyll do all your paperwork back at your job.
- An apology to Tiffany wouldnt have hurt.
- Human chicks have a really god ZAPOAAATA.
- If you take Zs smokes and coffee, at least stick around when beep hits the fan.
- Dont "Sir" K.
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MsSuniDaze — 15 years ago(February 26, 2011 01:22 AM)
- The only thing that pulls its weight around here is Edgar's my goddamn truck!
- Not all New York cabbies are aliens.
- Getting your head blown off stings a little.
- Kay really loves his gun.
- Jay is half a man.
- People will always comply with a stranger when they are told to look at a strange flashing device. Even after that person puts sunglasses on before using it.
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky dangerous animals.
- America is focusing on the wrong illegal aliens.
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FiletMignonMediumRare — 14 years ago(March 14, 2012 06:02 AM)
- Jay's skills are worth precisely, dick.
- Keep good posture and remain stone when an alien craft crash lands directly toward you after you shoot it down with a plasma rifle before it attempts to exit the atmosphere.
- Jay can chase down cephalapoids on foot.
- When a cephalapoid runs up the side of a multi-story building, don't call for back-up, just spend 2-3 minutes sprinting up a spiral staircase structure in order to get to the roof to confront said cephalapoid.
- Aliens get twenty diamonds or so as travel gifts for their kids.
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AnonymousJones — 11 years ago(May 20, 2014 01:03 AM)
- Agent J has to drive. It's not just that he's on some macho trip or anything like that, that's just the way he gets down.
- When the bug kicked Agent J, it hurt.
- CAT scans are a part of MIB's company policy.
- There's only one way off of this planet, baby! And that's through Agent J!
- There's some next level s**t going on in MIB and Jay was with that.
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AnonymousJones — 11 years ago(May 30, 2014 07:01 AM)
That old chestnut about only being able to survive for four minutes without oxygen without suffering brain damage? Total fiction!
Well you have to remember that the bug was inhaling a lot of air that K probably had enough of for himself during that short time period.
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