Real stupid movie deaths
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Deluded Juice β 4 years ago(August 22, 2021 03:29 AM)
What are any really bad or really stupid movie deaths that are just too ridiculous that you have seen?
Two come to mind for me.
First one is Breakdown.
The bad guy, J.T. Walsh who was the wrong casting choice for a villain, somehow survives a fall down onto some rocks where he is clearly disabled, maybe even crippled for life, helpless as a newborn kitten, then the wife straight up murders him by truck that you can see at 1:54.
Just too stupid to be taken seriously.
Con Air has a bonus one!
First, one of the escaped cons gets killed when a motorcycle somehow manages to catch up to a speeding fire engine even though the rider, Nic Cage's stunt double, jumps off of it and has removed his hand from the throttle and somehow the riderless murdercycle is able to speed up and the front tire explodes killing the con on the back of the truck.
Starting at 0:23
Then after the crazy chase somehow Cyrus the Virus, the main bad guy, just somehow happens to get thrown off of a ladder of the fire truck he was handcuffed to after crashing through a skywalk, falls through wires getting electrocuted in a shower of sparks then somehow ends up on a conveyor belt that then puts him under a rock crusher which is the final stop for him where it crushes his head like a grape. Over and over again.
And all this on the Vegas strip. A conveyor belt and a rock crusher. WTF are those doing there?
And where are any of the workers? -
Deluded Juice β 4 years ago(August 22, 2021 07:15 AM)
I never got that until now.
When he says, "Aim for the bushes," he does not mean literal ones.
He means, "We can jump. We will land just fine. We got this."
Another thing that makes it dumb is why would the robbers go up to the roof and then zip down on a line?
Escaping that way was pointless. -
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the guy from kong skull island who tried to be a hero and sacrifice himself to the big dino while cooking a grenade but gets yeeted into the side of a cliff and explodes
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Deluded Juice β 4 years ago(August 27, 2021 07:06 PM)
I was not expecting that but looking back on it now, that is pretty funny!
"I am going to be such a hero. Such a bad ass and give my life for theiβ¦. "
Whoops!
They had to do that so that we would get the epic fight between Kong and that thing.
See? I forgot what John Riley called them. They should have come up with a better name to remember them by. -
MovieManCin2 β 4 years ago(August 22, 2021 05:30 AM)
Pretty much
every
death in the
Final Destination
series
(except the very first one, the plane crash)
was really stupid.
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MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
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Deluded Juice β 4 years ago(August 26, 2021 01:47 AM)
I have finally learned to take everything you post as just bullshit and sarcasm.
I know that you do not mean one word you wrote about this death scene.
Nothing is sincere to you, nothing means anything when you share something on the board.
Just more trolling on your end. -
Thomas Sowell β 4 years ago(August 26, 2021 07:55 AM)
https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/20291248/permalink/#p20291248
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Tech Wizard β 4 years ago(October 15, 2021 01:38 AM)
Please stop talking to me. The difference between us, intellectually, renders a conversation impossible.
Following me requires some intelligence, and you don't have any.
Good call! I don't like that guys attitude neither. -
AnthonyRocks β 4 years ago(August 31, 2021 03:00 PM)
Also, I am the type of person that doesn't let just 1 bad scene from an Actor or Actress ruin their Acting Performance in a Movie overall and I actually think that overall, Marion Cotillard did a Pretty Good Job in "
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
".
I really liked her Performance in the scene where she stabs 'Batman', reveals herself as 'Talia al Ghul', and then explains to 'Batman' her past history being the daughter of 'Ra's al Ghul' and her past history with 'Bane'.