What would you name the establishment?
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∂³∑x² — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 02:39 PM)
I hope I haven't set the two of you up for a fall Bobby
What if Moopy is like here and full of individuals who wouldn't say boo to a goose in real life and think that Marxism and feminism are effective means of trolling?
I mean we've got our sexual deviants (And their two supporters with a mountain of unemployed wanksocks) and they think this is it. This is their bit. Anyone coming in should be chased off.
Maybe Moopy has mangy mongrels like that who bark at their own shadows and think din-dins is some magical event that just happens all by itself at teatime
I don't want you and Benny getting all dolled up like it's a holiday just to be let down when you step off the plane Bobby
But, on topic, there probably would be brothels if that's the case
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Bobby Tomlinson — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 05:10 PM)
I personally feel it is far too early for a return from him. All good villains can suffer from OVERUSE. We needed longer I think so that none of us are expecting it, so his return is like A BOLT FROM THE BLUE!
Then we stick a lead on him and take him for walkies!
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
Phaenon — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 05:18 PM)
Well if he were fictional Bobby, at least a couple of years would be needed for the return to be important. But it's only been what…since mid-April!?
That's barely 3 months! Graham Norton takes longer than that on his holidays!!!
I suppose he could be pulling an unexpected early return or even a tease that he's in the background somewhere always watching and planning
That's what I would do
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 05:29 PM)
Ah right….so he’s a bit like Mrs Flood or The Whirlygirg then as a villain…TEASING the audience with crafty appearances here and there.
Perhaps a Christmas return is on the cards then! What an explosive Christmas that will be!
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Phaenon — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 05:34 PM)
I bloody hope not Bobby
He's already stolen a Christmas from me
I'd hate for it to be an annual event, especially around that magical festive time
I suppose we'll have to see.
Maybe he sort of entered the Internet?!
Maybe some sort of AI thing absorbed him the way I did and he lives on…out there and in here?!?
But, there's no point second-guessing ourselves
What will be, will be
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 8 months ago(July 24, 2025 09:37 AM)
Well the Whirlygirg has been teasing us for well over a year now and is yet to make his GRAND BIG appearance where he causes havoc, so perhaps Siggy will be like that too! Some villains seem to really get off on the whole ‘I’m somewhere out there. You know I’m somewhere out there just biding my time. I will strike one day and you don’t know when’ thing and vastly prefer it to the payoff itself (which is always disappointing and resolved quickly with a big reset button anyway).
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
Phaenon — 8 months ago(July 24, 2025 10:46 AM)
Ah, so this unknowable plan of Siggy's is to faff about in the shadows and then show up for a lacklustre finale which will just reset everything.
Poo to that Bobby!
I say we take him head on and snuff out whatever teeny tiny glimmer of him that there is and put this all behind us
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 8 months ago(July 24, 2025 11:06 AM)
I’ve been thinking about that and I’ve got a plan….
We find out where he’s hiding, then throw some sort of interdimensional lead on him and take him for walkies through the obscene cosmos.
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Phaenon — 8 months ago(July 24, 2025 11:59 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well do YOU have another plan of how we can stop Siggy early and NIP IT IN THE BUD?!
Go back in time and stop any of it from ever occurring Bobby. Then, plant a fake Siggy to act like the real Siggy and close the paradox loophole from ahead of time and only coming up with the solution to solve the problem that I created
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 8 months ago(July 24, 2025 12:01 PM)
Phaenon said...
Go back in time and stop any of it from ever occurring Bobby. Then, plant a fake Siggy to act like the real Siggy and close the paradox loophole from ahead of time and only coming up with the solution to solve the problem that I created
Ok. Good plan.
Have you done it yet? I won’t be able to sleep properly tonight knowing that Siggy is on the loose and plotting.
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Phaenon — 8 months ago(July 24, 2025 12:06 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Ok. Good plan.
Have you done it yet? I won’t be able to sleep properly tonight knowing that Siggy is on the loose and plotting.
Have you done it yet?
Well I might have, but not the now me yet
Ding Dong
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