February 19th the soapbox ship begins to sink
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Soapbox
MerryPAGGmas — 9 years ago(February 14, 2017 12:16 PM)
Chaos and mayhem ensue
Mauricio and Gameboy quickly organize two lifeboats as they shout "women and children only"
With no more boats left the Maxim idiot attempts to create a makeshift boat using pickle jars but fails and freezes to death.
As the ship tilts upwards fatassed PAGG makes its way to the top. The old Pinky bitch attempts to do the same but PAGG kicks the bitch out. Pinky slips and falls to her death hitting stamaman on her way down and taking him down with her.
Karliah attempts to use her fat boobs as floating devices but fails and sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
As the resident pigs PAGG and Betty reach the tip of the ship they break it in half sending a scrawny Senor shooting up into the air.
Rogue and Erica manage to get into one of the lifeboats where a naked Mauricio awaits them. They're never heard from or seen again. Only their bras and panties are ever found.
To be continued
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rouges — 9 years ago(February 14, 2017 12:25 PM)
so nobody makes it to Gameboy's raft?
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Goodbye Soapbox, Hello Reddit
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ZolotoyRetriever — 9 years ago(February 14, 2017 06:05 PM)
Well, he did say it was to be continued, so maybe we'll find out later? Maybe they wash ashore on Gilligan's Island?
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rouges — 9 years ago(February 14, 2017 07:15 PM)
we would be the PERFECT cast for Gilligan's Island, no joke lol
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Just_a_Hamster — 9 years ago(February 14, 2017 01:57 PM)
I already made this metaphor a week ago you dumb cum fart. you changed the tags to "betty will be killed and raped"
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Karliah — 9 years ago(February 14, 2017 05:27 PM)
For some reason I can picture this all happening with "Shake Shake Shake Senora" (
) playing over it.
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DudeBroGuy — 9 years ago(February 14, 2017 06:20 PM)
You typed all that bro? Wow too much time on your hands. Maybe its a good thing and for the better that this place is closing. And why do you still worship Mariah after that New Years fiasco. Shes a fraud.
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