get here u fugger!
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Aph the cat whisperer — 9 months ago(June 30, 2025 05:31 PM)
I have doorbell cameras and a portable shark vacuum im my bedroom ready to batter the life out of him with. The metal pole is solid. One swing to the head and he will be out for days if not forever

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soapbox original gangster — 9 months ago(July 01, 2025 04:08 AM)
Much like Monty python's " killer joke", the reputed lethality of Millard's butt picture can drop a perp at 150 meters. Get some full window sized enlargement, keep them securely covered to prevent accidental exposure to neighbors etc, and when you suspect the ex of being around, unleash the beast
