Mariah Carey climbed the celebrity herpes tree?
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Woodyanders β 6 years ago(May 17, 2019 02:59 PM)
Before you do anything drastic, put on some plastic.
Even though it's not December it's still nice to gift wrap your member.
Before you decide to slip it in add an extra layer of skin.
Don't be a dork; please wrap your pork.
Don't be a nerd; cover your bird.
You ain't gettin' no love unless you're wearin' a glove
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
TheGhostOfStupidBitch β 6 years ago(May 16, 2019 11:31 AM)
Aww! The virgin geek befriending the 50 yr old virgin loser. How cute!
Maybe you can blow each other now.
Oh and you wonβt get much from Kirk there. All he does is reply βlolβ to everything. Heβs brain damaged I think. A geek like you will tire of him quick. Better blow him good the first time.




