I feel like the bigger story is Jesus also has herpes.
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Woodyanders — 6 years ago(May 17, 2019 02:59 PM)
Before you do anything drastic, put on some plastic.
Even though it's not December it's still nice to gift wrap your member.
Before you decide to slip it in add an extra layer of skin.
Don't be a dork; please wrap your pork.
Don't be a nerd; cover your bird.
You ain't gettin' no love unless you're wearin' a glove
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.




