Sam:
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alandsan19 — 18 years ago(August 23, 2007 11:47 PM)
during the sam-diane-janet triangle
janet " on the contrary, diane - sam speaks very highly of you , and as you know sam is a man of few words "
diane " well, he only knows a few "
and
sam " you're trying to rattle me,diane and i don't rattle "
diane " except when you shake your head " -
chasrich-1 — 17 years ago(June 17, 2008 01:51 AM)
When Carla and Diane were competing as to who would make the better waitress, Diane suggests that they each give a speech why and asks Carla to speak first-
"Carla, the floor is yours, and not for the first time, I might add." -
daisyap — 16 years ago(November 20, 2009 08:52 AM)
Dave Richards:I'm incredibly rich, incredibly good looking
Sam:And incredibly married
Diane:Oh I'm sorry to hear that
Dave:Really?
Diane: Yes I was hoping to reject you based solely on your personality
Love that one too!
Sam: I'll think of something.
Diane: Well I don't know what.
Sam: You don't have my brain.
Diane: Well whoever has it should return it.
Diane: If brains were money you'd have to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee!
Carla: Bowlers don't sweat, Diane.
Diane: They do if they're wearing tweed!
Diane: Mr Kramer, you made a wonderful gesture to these people and now they're asking you to repeat it.
Sam: You do that to me every night.
Diane: I'm waiting for you to get it right. -
hodie — 16 years ago(January 02, 2010 11:37 AM)
Sam and Diane are sniping at each other:
Sam: At least MY dates don't count the number of letters in sentences!
Diane: Your dates can't FORM sentences.
Honour thy parents. They were hip to the groove too once you know. -
youmeathead — 16 years ago(March 16, 2010 10:16 AM)
This was one of my favorite Diane comebacks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ZpsumdhfE&feature=related#t=5m15s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KKvbFgMK0E&feature=related#t=15s -
justitia — 13 years ago(February 14, 2013 12:45 AM)
From the second episode of the first season (first show after the pilot):
(after the two are arguing about the kind of women Sam dates)
Sam
:(in a comeuppance tone) Well.. uhh, I've never met an intelligent woman I would
want
to date!
Diane
: On behalf of the intelligent women around the world, may I just say:
pheww
!
I saw this episode (and the whole first five years) when it first played 30 years ago a time when "intelligent women" were just beginning to be acknowledged as existing, here and there and I never forgot that line.