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What is your favorite Briscoe line?

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    lostorage — 21 years ago(December 29, 2004 11:33 AM)

    "Oh good! I got dibs on his liver"
    Re: a Law & Order victim

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        Ruvan22 — 21 years ago(December 29, 2004 02:32 PM)

        I remember one of the first episodes he had with Ray Curtis, Curtis wanted to start a fight saying, "To get respect you have to kick a little a**" and Briscoe responded "I'd have respected the hell out of them when kicked our asses!".

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          "I specifically asked for him to be put on suicide watch. Apparently here at Riker's that mean that they watch you commit suicide. " - Briscoe
          Did you know that when Jerry was first on the show, his wisecracks were adlibbed. Only after a while, the producers agreed to make it a part of his character.
          I'm going to need a hacksaw

          Jack Bauer

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            superguido — 21 years ago(December 29, 2004 05:16 PM)

            I have so many:
            "no, we're homicide! because someone was homicided earlier?"
            "i spent a year there one weekend"
            "ah, love! a fatal disease curable only by marriage"
            (to Det. green)"You know that report I threw at you? I need it back"
            I'll think of more later, your turn

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              robski31 — 21 years ago(January 07, 2005 07:15 AM)

              That is one of my favorite episodes. Tell them I'll be doing this job from my wheelchair

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                ryukochan — 21 years ago(January 08, 2005 07:02 AM)

                I just saw that episode this last week. It made me so sad 😞

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                  cjh8504 — 17 years ago(September 23, 2008 05:41 PM)

                  Lennie: "Where were you last night??"
                  Suspect: "Home alone."
                  Lennie: "'Home Alone' is a movie, not an alibi."
                  Funny line.

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                      tfolsom1 — 16 years ago(April 21, 2009 07:04 AM)

                      I have many Briscoe lines that I like a lot, but for me, the line Mr Orbach delivered that makes me smile is from Dirty Dancing.
                      "When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong."

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                            robski31 — 21 years ago(January 07, 2005 07:13 AM)

                            rest in peace you sorry bastard. after an accident that involved alcohol.
                            " When you positely have to kill someone overnight" his last episode of law and order

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                              Sanctifizzle — 17 years ago(May 12, 2008 11:23 AM)

                              Prolly one of my favorite lines, I dont remember the suspects name but i remember the words. The suspect was sitting on a swing with his doctor.
                              Green:Were here to pick up (suspects name), Who are you?
                              Doctor: Im (suspects name) Psychiatrist.
                              Briscoe: Whats this, swing therapy?

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                                cabaretwoman — 21 years ago(January 02, 2005 06:00 PM)

                                I loved when referring to a thug,
                                "The last original thought Capetti had, he left swirling in the bowl."

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                                    MovieBookLvr — 21 years ago(January 03, 2005 01:39 PM)

                                    I don't recall the setup for it exactly but Green says something about Lennie being a cynic about love and Lennie's reply is, "Not love, marriage!"
                                    Jerry Orbach and Sam Waterston made the show for me. It won't be the same without Mr. Orbach.
                                    Your hair's already such a disaster that the Red Cross wouldn't give it coffee!

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                                      princesslu39 — 21 years ago(January 04, 2005 12:03 PM)

                                      They've just found a bunch of dead dogs from a dog fighting ring, and are carrying them out in body bags.
                                      Lennie: Gives new meaning to the term 'doggie bags'.
                                      RIP Mr. Orbach

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                                        joesmith2007 — 21 years ago(January 08, 2005 05:58 PM)

                                        Briscoe and Logan are trying to get info from a stuffy upper-crust administrator at a private school, who declared to Lennie in a huff that her 'organization' was almost a hundred years old and very respectable. Lennie replies:
                                        "Well we belong to an even older organization, and just as respectable".
                                        or something along those lines.
                                        Lennie had a great capacity for equalizing the extremes of Manhatten. He could raise a "skell" by admonishing him to wisen up and have some respect for himself, then bring down an urban sophisticate and remind her of her ancestors' working class roots, all in the same episode. It was, of course, Mr. Orbach's delivery that made it all happen. God, he'll be missed.
                                        Jerry Orbach and Sam Waterston you got that right; they ARE the show. I agree with cetheareth, Mr. Orbach is why I got hooked on the reruns,
                                        I'm 51 and haven't had a prostate test in years (Mr. Orbach was 69); kind of scares me, so now I'm thinking maybe I better look into a checkup. Thank you Lennie

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                                          ttarobertson — 21 years ago(January 05, 2005 03:40 PM)

                                          I don't recall what ep it was but Lenny and Mike or Ray (can't remember)
                                          chase this guy and finally get him. Lenny shows his gun to the per:
                                          Lenny: You got legs, we got guns; do the math.

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