What is your favorite Briscoe line?
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undertow902 — 19 years ago(April 10, 2006 05:48 AM)
The one where Briscoe and Green go to a resturant, and get bad info from one woman. They go back again and ask the woman again, she gets flustered, and Briscoe is like;
"Is it our good looks and charming personality?"
or something like that. -
walkerr-2 — 21 years ago(January 12, 2005 06:06 PM)
And the rest of that line is "and a few shoes too I think."
Actually I like when Van Buren says she'd like it if he'd try to treat Rey like a real partner and he says "yeah well I'd like it if both my exs got new partners too, no more alimony."
Actually the digs at his exs are great like -
"Crazy don't mean stupid, my ex is living proof of that."
"My 2nd wife always wanted a walk-in closet. I finally got one, trouble is I live in it." -
Tim_Honda — 21 years ago(February 16, 2005 05:53 PM)
Here's two I remember off the top of my head.
[Looking at the body of a woman who was found dead in a department store changing room]
Lennie: "Well, it finally happened."
Other Detective (can't remember which one): "What?"
Lennie: "She shopped 'till she dropped."
[Looking at a photo of a private school student, more specifically the crest on her uniform shirt/blouse]
Lennie: "It's Latin. Roughly translated, it means 'Tuition starts at 20 grand'."
"Be a good boy and come here." - Kiriko Tsujimori, 'Godzilla X Megaguirus' -
AriLu — 21 years ago(March 03, 2005 08:13 PM)
I have two faves, but I haven't seen the episodes in a while so bear with me.
Arresting some guy out of his office
Suspect: My lawyer wi238ll have your jobs for this
Lennie: Great! Can we have his?
Talking to a possible witness
Green (I think): Did you see anything unusual?
Witness: In what way?
Lennie: In an
unusual
way
Life is so incomplete without Jerry; this loss has hit me very deep!
~Beauty and the Beast~ -
ybthelegend — 21 years ago(March 03, 2005 10:27 PM)
From tonights L & O Trial By Jury:
"Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!"
I know he didn't make that one up, but since it's one of the very last Lennie lines we'll ever have, I'll say it's my favorite. Like Briscoe, Jerry was an awesome guy. -
dockta_doom — 21 years ago(March 09, 2005 10:08 PM)
There are so many, but one that always comes to mind:
He is asking a woman who runs a charity organization about a murder victim that she was allegedly having sex with.
Woman: "He gave me so much generous support."
Briscoe: "And just how far did his generous support extend?"
Hahahahaha I dont know why but that always cracks me up.
"Somebody drop this fool" -
Tim_Honda — 21 years ago(March 18, 2005 07:42 AM)
Here's another one
[After finding out that the surveillance camera tapes from the crime scene have been removed]
Lennie: "Great. Now what am I gonna watch tonight?"
"Be a good boy and come here." - Kiriko Tsujimori, 'Godzilla X Megaguirus' -
