Rachel Ward, Kennedy Family
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bheyer — 21 years ago(February 18, 2005 01:04 PM)
I'm 55 beepin' years old, I'm 5' 8" tall, I weigh over two hundred pounds, HOW much MORE
"growin' up" do you want me to do? After your yellow journalism attack article comes out, scribe, I
guess I can "throw up." WHO do you work for, scribe, The Star? It has to be a Fleet Street tabloid, then. I KNOW it's NOT The New York Times!
I'm the bad guy? How'd that happen?
Michael Douglas ("D-FENS"), in "Falling Down" -
bheyer — 21 years ago(February 18, 2005 07:00 PM)
I don't. It's just that I think you're full of s**t. Beep, you don't even KNOW what an apostrophe is! Do you know how many morons I deal with, every day, on these stupid topic boards? Most of 'em don't even care that they're butchering the King's English, and THAT includes you! Yeah, YOU
write for the Boston Globe, and I sing baritone for the New York City Opera Company. IF you had told me the National Inquirer (not the Boston Globe), I would've believed you, dearie. Beep,
leave Rachel Ward ALONE! NOBODY cares! Write about Michael Jackson (BIGGER STORY!). Jeez, where are you going to put a Rachel Ward story, on page 46? Give it a rest, she's old, she's tired,
the Kennedy family ain't what it used to be, THAT'S for sure! Hey! WHY don't you connect Rachel Ward with Bill Clinton? Now, THAT'S a STORY!
I'm the bad guy? How'd that happen?
Michael Douglas ("D-FENS"), in "Falling Down" -
bheyer — 21 years ago(February 19, 2005 03:33 PM)
"You have a very abusive personalityFalling Down is a stupid movie, that quote doesn't do anything for your cause"
Honey, you have NO idea! As for my "cause," well, just call me James Dean, because I'm a rebel WITHOUT a cause!
Let's see, watering hole, 18th hole, keyhole, I all know. WHAT is an a-hole? IS it something good?
Okay, I'm an a-hole, then! Nice chatting with you, too!!
"Falling Down" is the perfect embodiment of the American experience, in the 21st Century. It says MORE, in 115 minutes, about WHO we ARE as a society, than a library full of books could do in a lifetime! I'm sorry YOU didn't "get it." Watch it, again, after you've been out-sourced, or denied a loan. ECONOMICALLY NOT VIABLE!
I'm the bad guy? How'd that happen?
Michael Douglas ("D-FENS"), in "Falling Down" -
bheyer — 21 years ago(February 22, 2005 05:22 AM)
My God, but I HOPE you're a female, because I'm starting to get so "turned-on" by this feuding we're doing! Are YOU starting to feel it, too? I went to the grocery store, yesterday, and the ONE THING I forgot was english muffins. I'd LOVE to smear your body with peanut butter (Skippy, of course), and then lick it slowly off! I'm going to take a stab at being Sherlock Holmes (elementary,
my dear, Watson!): Englishmuffin1957 translates into, you're English, you're a Ms., not a Mr., and you were born in 1957. How'd I do?
I'm the bad guy? How'd that happen?
Michael Douglas ("D-FENS"), in "Falling Down" -
bheyer — 20 years ago(June 02, 2005 11:49 PM)
Yeah, thanks, pedicab driver, and just like THAT she walked out of my life. DO you THINK it was the peanut butter innuendo that botched what could have been a beautiful relationship between her and me? To THIS day, I STILL wonder if she was just full of beep. WHAT do YOU think?
I'm the bad guy? How'd that happen?
Michael Douglas ("D-FENS"), in "Falling Down" -
KitMagic — 20 years ago(October 01, 2005 05:36 PM)
I thought the whole argument was pretty funny too. ^~
(Then again, I wasn't IN it. ^~)
(I really was giggling, though, at "how much more
growing up do you want me to do?" ^~ [Okay, she
probably didn't mean for you to "grow up" LITERALLY. ^~
But it was still pretty funny anyway! ^~])
(And I knew there was something that I didn't quite get
about the "peanut butter" joke I saw on another thread.
Ahnow I get itpeanut-buttering the English muffin. ^~)
Kit =^^=
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