Happy birthday Christy Canyon!!!
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Christy Canyon
Hermit C-2 — 22 years ago(June 17, 2003 10:27 AM)
Maybe you can tellwe think
CHRISTY CANYON IS THE GREATEST ADULT FILM STAR OF ALL TIME!!!
Heck, maybe the greatest WOMAN of all time! Our poor power to try and make words say what we tr5b4uly feel about Christy fails us, so we'll just let it go at that! We LOVE YOU, Christy, and we wish you all the best on your birthday today! -
Hermit C-2 — 21 years ago(June 17, 2004 03:21 AM)
Of course, we're still wishing her all out best! She's still the greatest, her preeminence has yet to be challenged. She's the greatest in every respect; from head to toe, no one can match her, and our love, admiration and respect for this woman only grows! Happy birthday Christy Canyon, and here's wishing you a long and happy life! May you receive as much happiness and joy as you've given!
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Hermit C-2 — 20 years ago(June 17, 2005 06:13 AM)
Here we go again, it's our annual exercise in inarticular awkwardness as we wish the fabulous Christy Canyon another happy birthday and try to explain just how great we think she is and how much she means to us. If there hadn't been a revamping of the IMDb message boards, this would be at least our third yearly birthday tribute to her, maybe the fourth. (Back then we didn't have message boards for individuals, so we posted it on a board for one of her movies.) What can we do, what can we say? That she's the greatest adult film star ever? That we think she has the sexiest body and best breasts? That we feel her body of work outshines that of any other porn performer? That our love, respect and admration for her shall never die? Once again, our words fail us. Yet we feel we should say something, at least, to show the way we feel and express the esteem we hold this woman in.
Maybe we should go back to the beginning, and remember how this wonderful woman came to our attention and worked her way into our lives and hearts. We've always been fans of adult films and entertainment, and we've always had a special love for the big-breasted nude model. Way back in 1984 our favorite big-boob magazine was
Gent
, which always delivered the good and did it better than anyone else; indeed, in those days, they had that territory virtually covered. Late in that year we were thrilled to see a pictorial of an 18-year-old newcomer in the February 1985 issue who they trumpeted as destined for greatness. Now,
Gent
, like any other men's magazine, is hardly immune to hyperbole, to put it mildly, but this claim appeared to be no exaggeration. She was lovely, she was young, her body was extremely alluring and her big breasts were simply
fantastic
! Christy didn't take much time to grow on us! Of course her physical charms were undeniable, but from the first, there was always something special about her, something extra that set her apart. Maybe she looked like some nearly-forgotten old girlfriend or flame come to life with the sexiest body and most unbelievable rack ever? Whatever it was, we felt it almost from the moment we first laid eyes on her.
We were heartened to find that she wasn't a "one-shot wonder" like so many young models. Right away she began showing up in other magazines, sometimes identified as Christy Canyon, sometimes by other names, like Sara Wine or one-time-only moinkers we can't remember. Of course, there was no mistaking her. Her youthful good looks, beaming smile and of course fantastic bosom were a joy to gaze upon in every new pictorial, and we could hardly get enough of her. Then somewhere down the line we heard the news, unconfirmed at first, but too impossibly titillating to believe: this young goddess was going to take the plunge into hardcore films!
This literally was almost too good to be true! We've always loved porn and we've always been fascinated by porn stars. We firmly believe that good girls don't do porn, THE BEST DO! But the worlds of big-bust modeling and adult filmmaking had heretofore been almost mutually exclusive. Sure, there were occasional greats like Lisa DeLeeuw or Susanne Nero who gave us extra reason to live by balling on the silver screen while their giant breasts heaved and flopped with seeming lives of their own, but these were rare treats indeed. The thought of the beautiful, boobacious Christy doing the same was almost too mind-boggling for us to handle! We'd never even dared to imagine that such a young, fresh-faced and impossibly stacked specimin of femininty would bless our lives so by consenting to perform the most intimate of acts on film for our edification!
Considering all we've said, it might be hard to believe we don't remember our first sighting of Christy in an all-the-way adult film. Maybe it was
Like a Virgin
, we think that is the most likely candidate. 5b4But whatever it was, our lives were never the same! Our wildest voyueristic fantasies had come to life! And not surprisingly, we we're alone in out ove for Christy. In fact, she rapidly went to near the top of the porno heapthough was there, or could there,
ever
have beenn any doubt she would? Along with Ginger Lynn and Tracy Lords, also frequent co-stars of hers, Christy was immediately recognized as the great natural resource she isat least by the "perverts" that would admit to watching and enjoying adult films and appreciating them as the art form that they are! It was the dawning of the video agevideotape was supplanting film as the medium of choice in porn. This was a watershed time for the industry. This was a decidedly mixed blessing, if it could even be called that. The difference in the mediums was startling. Forgetting differences in quality, color and such, sex on videotape seemed startlingly more "real" the first time many of us saw it. Whether it was realy higher or lower quality than film, the difference was amazing when it was first seen in this context, and it seemed to put the viewer right in th