Why not feed babies intravenously

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Vlad. — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 03:16 PM)

As opposed to breast feeding
Think of it:
Constant nutrition
No more sore nips
Fewer sleepless nights
Why not use a needle?
Stop.

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IsraHell — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 03:17 PM)

It's more invasive, obviously.
I know you're joking, but it doesn't hit for me, dawg.

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Vlad. — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 03:18 PM)

More invasive but superior.
Stop.

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Vlad. — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 03:57 PM)

It actually is for the aforementioned reasons
What we might do to further enhance this automation is let the baby suck on some big fat silicone titty toy while the needle pumps them full of nutritious fluids and growth hormone
Stop.

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Uncreative — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 06:10 PM)

That's a decent start. Really you should just keep them in a tube for 25 years and let them come out fully formed. No diapers. No feeding. No teenage bullshit.

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Masher — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 03:17 PM)

Imma feed your butthole intravenously

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It’smonicah — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 03:17 PM)

umm youre joking right??

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Vlad. — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 03:18 PM)

Shut up and clock in.
Stop.

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/.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 03:36 PM)

My password is password.

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It’smonicah — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 04:36 PM)

Yes bb ️

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Vlad. — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 04:56 PM)

Good girl
Stop.

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Dazed — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 05:57 PM)

You're a daft bugger.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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Vlad. — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 06:26 PM)

Could you please stop snooping on people’s internet history? It is t my fault
Stop.