Macho Midget Just Like Dad
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Scott Caan
MrMeanGenes — 13 years ago(August 18, 2012 10:32 AM)
If this du238de is 5'5" I'm Tom Cruise. Does he drive down Hollywood BLVD all coked out, packing a rod pretending he's in the Mafia, even though he's Jewish, like his dad did ? What a joke.
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kathydumonde — 13 years ago(October 23, 2012 12:45 AM)
Went to a party once that Dad was at and he hit on the girl I was with. She didn't know who he was and came to me freaked out because she said some old creep just hit on her. She pointed to him and I told her who he was. She said who's that? Ha! Plus his breath stunk!
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jeffyoung1 — 13 years ago(February 04, 2013 11:22 PM)
Give this guy a break. It's not his fault that he' only 5'5". Do you think he wants to be that height? If every man in this world had his way, we'd all be 6'2". But, sorry, it didn't happen that way. If every women had her way, every guy on this planet would be some stumbling, 7'0" goon.
What's worse, after age 45, for every next ten years, a man shrinks 4/5ths of an inch. By the time he reaches age 65, he will be about 5'3", something I'm sure he doesn't look forward to. It's true. In the past twenty years, I've seen several older guys shrink a couple of inches in height. It's because the man's spinal column starts collapsing and curving, causing the loss of height. -
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!!!deleted!!! (61689113) — 10 years ago(September 11, 2015 09:50 PM)
So, all that arm-waving, high-hair thing could actually be a cry for help? Like "Oh my God, Help Me, I'm Melting..!"
Sad. By Season 7 he'll probably be scooting along on a skateboard and poking a water pistol at peoples' ankles.