He's not impressed with your ridiculous claims to fame. Get back with him when you can break that record and he'll wow y
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Uncreative — 10 months ago(May 13, 2025 09:44 PM)
It's really the only way to keep pace like that.
At 2 minutes per shot that's not easily sustainable unless you're working with a bunch of hair triggers. Taking one in each hand helps but is still a steep task. With the tip to tip method he can serve 4 at a time and only needs to cycle through 15 rounds at 8 minutes each.
An argument could be made for using his ass and mouth to act like his own fluffer before finishing with a tug but that goes against the spirit of the whole thing.
As for how I knew, Soul_Venom told me. He needs some startup capital to fund his revolutionary desalination project that ChatGPT thinks will make him a trillionaire. With no notable skills, education, connections, or job prospects ChatGPT told him it was the only way he's ever going to raise any funds. I just assumed Steve was using the same method. -
Steve Lake — 10 months ago(May 14, 2025 12:55 AM)
All that repression. You're a Pervert because your Dad wouldn't allow you to Masturbate.
That's a first World problem you ungrateful ****.
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