Easter question for MAGA theologists: Why was Jesus crucified? ✝️
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Yermom_Is_God — 11 months ago(April 18, 2025 06:06 PM)
He was crucified because he was an MS13 illegal immigrant wife beater?
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot -
Yermom_Is_God — 11 months ago(April 18, 2025 06:13 PM)
I'll take that as a yes. I'm not too knowledgeable on The Bible but even I was shocked to learn this one.
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot -
Yermom_Is_God — 11 months ago(April 18, 2025 06:24 PM)
Good to hear you are identifying your strengths and weaknesses, I'm a ****** and really stupid and setting plans for improvement
Likewise.
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot -
Yermom_Is_God — 11 months ago(April 18, 2025 06:20 PM)
Communism requires government force. I'm sure you don't understand this.
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot -
Uncreative — 11 months ago(April 18, 2025 06:30 PM)
Brilliant observation. Any economic or political system requires the force of a government or something close enough to a government that you might as well call it one. Doesn't change the fact that early Christians were basically commies.
But woe to you who are rich,
for you have received your consolation.
Woe to you who are full now,
for you will be hungry.
Woe to you who are laughing now,
for you will mourn and weep.
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God
Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's
When you give a luncheon or a dinner, do not invite your friends or your brothers or your relatives or rich neighbors, in case they may invite you in return, and you would be repaid. But when you give a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, and the blind. And you will be blessed, because they cannot repay you, for you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous
Jesus, looking at him, loved him and said, ‘You lack one thing; go, sell what you own, and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; then come, follow me.’ When he heard this, he was shocked and went away grieving, for he had many possessions.
Commie ****. Do what I say or no heaven for you. -
Yermom_Is_God — 11 months ago(April 18, 2025 06:47 PM)
It does change things, though, because idiots like you try and conflate Communism and Socialism with charity and voluntaryism.
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot -
Uncreative — 11 months ago(April 18, 2025 06:53 PM)
He kicked the moneychangers and merchants out of the temple. Anticapitalist commie ****.
Much later on when the Bible got translated into local languages there were a lot of spinoff groups leaning hard into the commie stuff too. The anabaptists in Germany did it with the most hilariously disastrous results. -
Yermom_Is_God — 11 months ago(April 18, 2025 06:56 PM)
Yes, he kicked out merchants from a place of worship.
Back to the point, you're conflating Communism with charity and voluntaryism. They are not the same.
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot -
WarrenPeace — 11 months ago(April 18, 2025 08:59 PM)
There you go again trolling with the wife beater crap as if it has anything to do with this case.
He and his wife dealt with it and moved on.
You and all the other Trumptards should do the same instead of reaching for anything of an innocent man.
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