Ted Bundy jokes.
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rottenapplestastethebest — 20 years ago(February 19, 2006 02:27 PM)
I'm all for innapropiate jokes like :
What's bad about throwing black babies in trashcans?
The Trashcans are no longer clb68ean!
And I'm not racist by the way.
Anyways, for someone like me who watches Faces of Death videos and has no shread of dignity, I still didin't find your jokes funny. I got a giggle out of the Chaka Kahn joke, but that's it.
STAY TROMATIZED! -
SpiraMirabilis — 17 years ago(September 19, 2008 05:53 AM)
The lamest jokes I ever read. And you write 'lol' beside them, like you were laughing out loud because of them. If that's true, you're both retarded and a dementia sufferer.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? -
trada122 — 15 years ago(May 15, 2010 07:43 PM)
Q: How do you deal with annoying whores?
A: Use a crowbar
Q: What do you do if you wanna get laid with a hot chick but she's so stuck up she won't sleep with you?
A: You r@pe her after you knocked her out with a crowbar
Q: What's Ted Bundy's favorite bar?
A: CrowBAR
Q: What do you do if you wanna get HEAD from a chick but she doesn't want to give it to you?
A: Knock her out with a crowbar, use a hacksaw to saw her head off, then give yourself head with the severed HEAD
Q: What do you call a person who kills cereal?
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gregbizkit2001 — 15 years ago(May 22, 2010 08:55 PM)
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY. I THINK YOU ARE THE VOICE OF A NEW GENERATION, SIR. YOU JUST INSPIRED ME TO WRITE SOME FUNNY JOKES, NOT UNLIKE YOUR BRILLIANT SELF. LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.
Q: HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A CRACK WHORE?
A: CRACK HER SKULL! LOL
Q: ARE YOU A FAN OF THE BAND, THE KNIFE?
A: NO, BUT I'LL STAB YOU WITH ONE.
Q: DO YOU LIKE KANYE WEST?
A: NO, BUT I LIKE TO MURDER WOMEN AND BURY THEM IN THE WEST.
Q: DID YOU ENJOY BLADE RUNNER?
A: YEAH. I PULLED OUT A BLADE, AND THE BITCH RAN. NOT FAST ENOUGH, THOUGH! L-O-L
JUST IMAGINE, IF YOU INSPIRED ME TO WRITE SUCH FUNNY JOKES, IMAGINE WHAT THE NEXT GENERATION WILL PRODUCE THANKS TO THE STAGE YOU JUST SET RIGHT HERE, ON IMDB?????