Thank God for the bravery of Victoria!
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BruklinBridge — 12 years ago(April 14, 2013 08:01 PM)
Why does god need you or that giant baby-jane woman-child to defend him? If you want to believe in imaginary skybound seniors who watch cry when you masturbate, that's cool, but don't impose your insanity on others who know better.
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califor123 — 11 years ago(October 04, 2014 06:57 PM)
Thanks for the laughter this Saturday Night. Reading your post, Shindiggy, it really made me laugh. Thanks for being so funny. The sad part is that so many here actually think you were being serious!!! lol
Belief in a book written when men believed an eclipse was the moon eating the sunright.
Belief that there's a dead jewish guy, circling the universe, running the world, who can hear every person's thought.
Non-belief in evolution, which is proven every day in the field and in the lab, and relied-upon by every single bio-tech company. But taking as absolute fact, that the two invisible gods in the sky, (they gotta be gayliving together up there), actually exist, despite zero proof. You're so hilarious!!!
Please post some more of your humor. I'm laughing so hard, I have to go straight to the toilet.
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metalrox_2000 — 10 years ago(September 11, 2015 10:06 AM)
There is no God, never has been, never will be. The Bible was written by men who felt their gender should rule and that women, though needed to keep the race going, was evil and to blame for the downfall of mankind.
After all, the bible is clearly okay with incest (see the story of Lott, makes people think that a man can live inside a giant fish, and that polar bears wandered thousands of miles just to get on a boat in a land that didn't gel with their natural habitat.
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Cine-Verite — 9 years ago(October 23, 2016 02:10 PM)
you can't just take the bits and pieces of the Bible that you like and make it fit. You have to take it all. God is clear on that.
Silly me. I thought slavery was immoral, but since the bible sanctions it, slavery
must
be okay. And, I must confess a sin I committed recently. . .I wore a silk shirt with linen pants. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
But the one bible story that really baffles me is how Adam and Eve populated the world while only bearing Cain, Abel and Seth. Silly me. I thought surely incest would be a big no-no, but obviously, the bible teaches us otherwise. Eve must have been one damn busy lady.
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