Barnyard – How are these MALE COWS?
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Steve Oedekerk
marybatchellor — 19 years ago(June 25, 2006 04:24 PM)
Excuse me for questioning this film, but how in the world are there FOUR male b68characters who are COWS with UDDERS? Is there a storyline here that will answer this question or is it a monumental oversight? These cows would be the human equivalent of men with Dolly Parton's breasts.
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SpicyFrootLoops — 19 years ago(August 06, 2006 04:57 PM)
OMG!!! I know!!! The "male" cows made the entire movie unfunny and annoying. I just watched it with my little brother and they hold up a baby cow with an udder and say, "It's a boy!!" It was so sad. i expected more from steve.
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LivingCorpseReviews — 19 years ago(August 09, 2006 10:37 AM)
You expected more from a guy who made parodies with his thumbs; made a slapstick karate comedy by reshuffling an old chop socky flick; and brought us Jimmy Neutron? Uh okay.
If watching everyone cheese out over "male cows with udders," I'd be annoyed by it by now. How can anyone take anything the "Kung Pow" creator offers up seriously? I know I can'tand I LOVE "Kung Pow!" On my top ten favorite movies list. But that doesn't mean I don't recognize it's any smarter than it isor that I'm any smarter for liking it so much.
The only thing that would have made this movie better was more male cows. And maybe a trip to the slaughter house. -
kuru-3 — 19 years ago(December 30, 2006 03:52 PM)
I truly enjoyed this film, but male cows with udders caused me to cringe each time I saw the udders. It would have been funnier with the testicles hanging down. It took being funny out of the movie. There are now children and adults out there who will think that that's the way male cows look. Having horns and testicles would have made them interesting and would have given them the look of strength when they were fighting the cyottes (spelling?).
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GreatMuppetyOdin — 19 years ago(March 14, 2007 09:50 AM)
This is not exactly a new phenomenon.
"Mooby Cow" from Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse movies is also supposedly male. The chorus of the Mooby theme tune actually begins with "He is a cow!".
But even before that, there were "male cows" in fiction.
I remember a cartoon from when I was a kid about a so-called "cow" with a deep male voice and a male name, who had a friend who was a tortoise. It may have been an European show, and I have no idea what it was called. It was on in Sweden in the early 90s anyway.
I call this phenomenon "fictional bovine transexuality".
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VoodooChicken — 18 years ago(July 18, 2007 10:59 AM)
Before cows, there were ants in Antz and Bug's Life and now bees in Bee Movie that were male even though in hive communities, males are drones, and only the queen breeds (lower bees can advance to queen, ants can't)
Look behind you! A THREE-headed monkey!!!!!!