Sexiest Deceased Men
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abyoussef — 17 years ago(March 06, 2009 07:11 PM)
THE SEXIEST BODY IN THE GRAVEYARD FOR 50 YEARS by Dane Youssef
Are are you ladies actually ranking dead guys? People who are deceased?
I know women like to rank men in form of hottest and compare notes and make a game out of it.
And yes, that IS kind of a fun thing.
But corpses? Dead bodies?
The hottest body that's been buried in the cemetary for over 20 years?
I'm not a prude, but this is like, borderline necrophelia. Ah, who am I to throw stones? I'm a glass MAN! But still
Well, I guess I could see something special about someone without a pulse
No! No, no, no don't start thinking like that. That's a slipperly slope.
Seriously though, Serling was 5'4" and a chain smoker who was pratically responsible for the hole in the o-zone layer right above him with all the puffing he did.
Still, it's understandable. He was angry in his youth. He boxed and served in the war. He had all this hostility in him. I guess you gotta release all that some way. And he did it by making the cigarette companies rich and doing all their business. Was the man ever seen without a cigarette?
You'd sooner find a picture of Sasquach, the Tooth Fairy and Joe Piscapo.
Did you see him without his concealing make-up? Without the black-and-white
television photgraphy which was very good to him?
Black and white is like camoulflage. It concealed many of the man's flaws. He had deep wrinkles, jowl lines, facial scb68ars, dumbo ears that stuck out, abnormally bushy eyebrows and yellowed crooked teeth.
But in all seriousness, who cares? It doesn't matter worth one damn. His purpose on this Earth was not to be a model. Or a head-turner.
The man was an artist. An artist who changed the very way many of us think, breathe and behave on this planet. And always will. His stories will last as long as the Earth.
Ol' Roddy didn't need to be a looker. He didn't need to look like William Holden. 'cause he wrote like William Shakesphere.
I love the man. I idealize him. He should rightfully go down in history as one of the greatest writers of the 20 the century or any other. The man defined quality writing and made it possible for it to be used on television. He was a brilliant, deep, tortured man.
He's inspired me to really go ahead with my aspirations of creative writing. A lot of my reviews of his immortal works have been published. His most inspiring quote, I printed and posted in my office:
"IF YOU NEED DRUGS TO BE A GOOD WRITER, YOU'RE NOT A GOOD WRITER."
Words to live by, Rod. To die by.
And write by.
Well ladies, rock on. Heh
Eternal Worship for the Rod Almighty, Dane Youssef
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dini0519 — 12 years ago(July 25, 2013 08:08 AM)
Yes, Rod WAS attractive. Telly Savalas, who was in a favorite Twilight Zone episode of mine, "Living Doll", and he was also Jennifer Aniston's godfather, was also very sexy. I'm sure I could name several more- how about some others in that age range, like Brian Keith, Charlton Heston, Jack Lemmon, Cornel Wilde, to name a few
Dini